In today’s Autosport as per Gary Anderson:

I drive a Porsche, but I thought I’d play the game, but you go all pouty and ruin it for everyone. You sure one of those Audis isn’t a BMW?

I’ve just had my world rocked. For all these years I thought I was doing ok and just now I found out I’m a peasant. Mind blown.

You say that like its a bad thing. I could definitely see this in my garage.

I have a Cayman S, a very trackable NC Miata and a Focus ST yet people are surprised that I don’t recommend the latest beigemobile to them. I did get my 79 year-old dad to dump his Prius for a Mk7 GTI, so there’s that. However, my mom is on her second Beetle. At least this one doesn’t have eyelashes.

Is it me or does it seem hard to believe that someone who does not know where their tow eye goes is reading Jalopnik. This article should be on Jezebel. I imagine most of their readership doesn’t know this, how to change their oil, or wash their own damn car!

This article should have been titled: We’re Deaparate for Content, Feel Free to Waste Your Time Reading This.

I think this is LeBlanc’s style. He sounds like that on everything he’s ever done. It’s his schtick.

Sabine Schmitz should drive this bus.

I wouldnt be surprised if Bernie and Ferrari announce a breakaway series tomorrow.

He wasn’t such an honorable man that he couldn’t refuse to be involved in a war that was predicated solely - solely - over the right to own a human being.

This grille is proof that some designers just dont understand when enough is enough.

Breadvan.

That works out to a hair over $150-a-freaking-month to own a car earnestly worthy of race tracks and centerfolds.

Totally intentional. It’s quite clear that this guy is practicing for Cars and Turkish Coffee.

Uh...see Ferrari

It’s the $1.5 million destination fee that gets you.

That’s what the producer is there for.

“Let me tell you about my mother...”

If you drive a BMW. Am I doing this right?