I can see why this is such an issue given how many runway models I see driving Souls. Go to the pet store you morons, hamsters ARE fat. Those skinny things driving your cars are rats. RATS! And everyone knows how much soccer moms like rats. Feel better? Didn't think so.

On the other hand, four less Chevrolets on the road. And three less old, fat guys in Hawaiian shirts looking down their noses at everyone else at the local car event. I'm broken hearted.

Everything is better bacon-warped!

I'm assuming since this is Florida that the woman assumed the best way to catch the attention of passers-by was to flash her breasts. Or was this her way of promoting breast cancer awareness?

I live in Texas now and it appears that one is required to forget how to signal and which lane to overtake in immediately after passing one's driving test. And apparently it's legal to ignore red lights here, as well. And yet, somehow, Texans are masters at a four way stop sign intersection. Go figure.

When I was preparing for my UK driving test (generally recognised as one of the most difficult to pass) I was actually admonished for signalling unnecessarily - now granted I was still in my garage, but I digress. I have taken and passed driving tests in three separate countries, I'm pretty confident in my driving…

There is no need to indicate if no one is there. Who and what are you indicating for? Your own piece of mind?

$575 for a $60 thermostat on an NC Miata. I didn't have the four hours that it would have taken me or a spare car. I'm still stinging from this one.

The last I checked being Irish isn't yourrace, it's your ethnicity. You'd know that if you pulled your head out of that whiskey bottle every now and then

I bet Jayden Smith will do a bang-up job as Shepard. I can hardly wait.

Thank you. I don't know why we keep reinventing the wheel? Are we that desperate to recapture a rapidly fading past? Do we see Europe or Asia doing this? Not really. Remember when we used to be trailblazers?

Yeah, but you've gotta go through Canada to get to Alaska. No thanks. Besides, when you get there Sarah Palin and her inbred clan of fuckwits are there to greet you. Given that prospect I'd be happy to swallowed up by a melting road in Canada.

I had the good fortune to visit the Ferrari museum in Maranello this summer and I must say, the Breadvan is even better looking in real life than in photos.

IMHO, the P4/5 pales in comparison to the original 330 P4. It is a crass homage, that has none of the original's beauty. If the 330 were Ingrid Bergman, the P4/5 would be Donatella Versace. However, if Glickenhaus wants to give it to me...

The part I don't understand is that most of the rest of the world buys manual transmissions. That is certainly the case in Europe - and it's not to keep the enthusiast market entertained. So if all of those cars are being built and calibrated and whatnot with manuals (I'm talking about you Ford) why are they so…

I guess I could throw all that crap in the back seat...oh wait, I drive a Miata. Can't put it in the trunk that's where I keep the dead prostitute.

Right.u.r.

The answer is...Miata.

Sadly, even if the race was to go forward you would not hear the V8 wail of F1 machinery. You would have to be content with the 1.6 ltr V6 wail of F1 machinery.

Sadly your grandchildren won't care. They will just know you as that lunatic who won't stop ranting about a time when cars didn't drive themselves. But congratulations anyway.