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I love this. These things should circle cities at night. When it sees a graffiti artist appear, or someone pulling a gun while drunk in the streets, or any "Rich Kids of Instagram" out at night.... WHAM! Law enforcement at its best. Finally, the city will be safe again.

Why not? We had tablets before everyone! Patent lawsuit! Wait... did we patent those? Oh nevermind.

Fair Trade, but disposable. Love it. Let's help the farmers, and then pollute the environment.

My intestines ALWAYS have gas inside. Hooray for Taco Bell. So I guess getting jetted out an airlock will be a non-preferred way to go for me, darn it.

Oy. I can just imagine how that's going to feel and sound sliding that tab onto the metal hanger. My spine is shuddering just thinking about it. Perhaps I'll go chew on some steel wool right after doing this...

Sadly, all I see is the lack of a numeric keypad. Drives me mental, as someone who does a lot of number entry.

Well if science says don't do it, I'm gonna listen.

fat free nacho cheese?

I would agree with you there, Jesus. Too many people simply look at the product's price at point of sale, and ignore the total cost of ownership. I wouldn't call myself an Apple fanboy, but I do own a wide range of their products, and I come from a heavily PC-oriented past, and work in IT, so I have a well-rounded,

I am sitting here continually refreshing the iPad app store waiting for this to appear. I won't even leave my desk to go to the bathroom, even though I really have to, and I think I've peed a little bit trying to hold it in.

Honestly, I just want them to start making commercial planes that go twice, or three times, the speed they do now. I want to go from New York to LA in 1.5 to 2 hours. And I want it to cost $79.95.

You never saw that Simpsons episode, did you?

Looks like it's the first evidence of a Cooked design. Begin the barrage of statements, "Tim Cooked up this new design..."

that's probably a case for a new docking design that incorporates the headphone jack as well, so that they charge for a new round of accessories. Probably not their goal, to deliberately change it for the sake of charging for more cables, but it's not a bad collateral effect on their part, either.

^^ Wins the best comment award.

The guy in the picture doesn't look happy. Also, that one time I tried exercise, I was pretty unhappy afterwards. Ergo, this article must be true.

Marines are friggin' awesome.

It wasn't that he was against charity giving... it's that he didn't believe Apple should give away to charities when technically the shareholders have rights to that money first. Give to the shareholders first, and let them decide what charities they give to. I love the idea of charity giving... but I far prefer the

stale water has a smell??

You know, if nothing else, you can at least use Google Docs to start storing ALL your documents in, and use the Drive Sync capability to backup the documents locally. That way, the cloud becomes our live data, and our local copy is our backup, rather than the other way around. Cloud goes bellyup? No problem... I have