Fiddy’s requirements in a car are, and I quote:

My actual reaction when I read the headline:

So 50 Cent, the guy who filled his driveway with borrowed cars from Steven Cohen (complete with their Greenwich Concours stickers on them) for his MTV Cribs episode and once told me in person that the “50" Edition Pontiac G8 GXP he was hawking was “modified with a Corvette engine,” is gonna save Top Gear? Right.

When was the Supra ever an “affordable” sports car?

I can’t help but laugh when people call this the “new supra.” It’s not. It shouldn’t even have that name anywhere near it. I don’t even remotely like the old Supra, but I still respect it’s name. This thing isn’t a Supra. It probably won’t be very affordable (which was touted about the old one when it was new.…

Nope.

“Or, y’know, learn to control yourself and don’t spend your life playing MMO’s.”

Shut everything down. This is the solution right here.

I’m OK with this.

Oh my god. It IS a Dodge Caliber on stilts!

The real hack at FCA is that they still somehow manage to trick people into buying a Dodge Caliber.

You need to play Road Redemption. Its not an official sequel but clearly the developer was trying to recreate Road Rash. Check it out

Reminds me of the Always Sunny episode where the gang decides to sell gas door to door.

Always carry a chain for those surly bicyclists!

Nope, they can’t.

No self-respecting American will want that. EVER. Only people like us will want to buy that. Others? Nope. Not a chance.

My thought exactly. Not to mention dirt/mud/dust/snow/ice. Most of the winter my wife’s backup cam is next to useless.

What I don’t like about cameras is your field of view is fixed. No matter where you put your head, you’ll get the same image. With a mirror, you can greatly expand your field of view just by moving your head in one direction or the other, no more blindspots.

But then how the police blind you with their spotlight when they pull you over. Getting rid of mirrors is a safety hazard for LEOs!