Burke attempting to climb the north face of Mt Take.

Wow, what a dick. You lose control of your bat, and whack the umpire square in the dome, see him clearly in pain and likely injured, see the catcher checking to see if he is OK and calling over help, and you just casually strole over to pick up the bat and walk away?

Ben looks like he’s been in the sun a little too long and sounds like he’s had a little too much to drink. He's the worst kind of fan right here, a drunk homer in an echo chamber.

“ Brother and FOX Sports analyst Kenny Wallace”

Don’t think that is a big concern for El Tri and the shittiest fans in CONCACAF as they’re getting pantsed by Chile.

If they really wanted the impossible from Chicago, they should have just demanded good pizza.

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

Your move, Samer.

I think this play is pretty much the point.

“journalist”

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

Have you been spying on me and the wife?!?!?

What I guess I meant was, the tone of this article was similar to the “who is funding the Gawker lawsuit” and it just sounded like you have some suspicions of strange dealings. I think Simmons is a wiener, personally, but he puts good content together and I don't personally care how it's getting funded

Hey, how about a spoiler warning? Some of us are waiting until Episode VIII to find out who Supreme Leader Snoke is!

“I come from a long line of proud dipshits”