Kinda sucks that they can’t do both, though; relieve some of the pressure from the community while hosting more casual tournaments too. Such a weird all-or-nothing mentality, and a weird focus on large-scale nationals rather than organically supporting locals. Ah well, at least there’s a little something now.

Yeah, it’s almost as though this is marketed exclusively to twee Kotaku hipsters with nothing better to blow $150 on. I don’t get the big ‘ol boners popping for such a lackluster gimmick game delivery system whatsoever when it isn’t actually new or interesting in any discernible way.

Shhh, don’t say that too loud around Gawker.

No, the outcomes are still entirely random and nothing makes sense regardless of your familiarity with the IP. You’re good.

It’s bizarre how many times I’ll play a game that sucks as hard as this shitshow and then come to Kotaku to immediately see an article praising the shit out of it like so many paid advertisements.

Clearly I was unaware that the script was available based on my response. It also appears that OP was too, so fuck right off.

How do you know when he starts looking like Robotnik? You mean earlier in the trailer?

Of course I’m not, but there’s a level of personal responsibility inherent in the decision to enter into them that can’t be ignored. The suit sounds like this is a straight cash grab too, as he’s been offered alternative contracts that are far more favorable and aligned with the intent of company but has been told to…

Fuck this millionaire drama whore and the Avenatti he rode in on. Dude should be fucking embarrassed for arguing he was too fucking dumb to understand what he signed, but he’s not because he’s found a way to make even more money out of playing the victim.

Hoooo boy, if your threshold for weirdness to get excited about (and drop $150 on) is a Gameboy Advance SP with a crank on it have I got some stupid shit to sell you.

They shorten your name sometimes? A culture obsessed with shortening words? The horror.

I think this sort of thing would gain a whole lot more traction if potential allies who fundamentally agree with the what they’re saying wouldn’t fuck with them just because they’re Republicans, or because people tangentially related to them are taking justified legal action against a corporation who did a bunch of…

This isn’t exploitation, it’s a fucking contract. Holy shit, apparently no one in the gaming industry knows how to read one before signing it.

Gotta love megacorps funding a new frontier in Celebrity. Everyone who contributes to this can go fuck themselves, streaming ‘culture’ is a blight.

It sounds like it's simply making the change clean; there is an established process in place that is currently running its course. It's cleaner to simply finish what's already happening, then change it on a go forward basis rather than fuck with things before the items in the pipe have resolved.

lmao When you ask for something and someone agrees to give it to you but asks that you wait for little bit, negotiation isn’t crossing your arms and whining about how you need it RIGHT NOW. That’s called being petulant.

No, it’s not. Not even close. Arbitration clauses and domestic abuse are so far removed from each other it’s obscene. Don’t be an idiot.

lol How did you get this from the article?

Really can’t take this seriously, because they’re arguing about essentially nothing. Riot says they can’t change anything until pending litigation has resolved. That makes sense. They also said that once that occurs they’ll change their policy. That also makes sense.

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