Two rich teenage assholes, one a POC, acted like rich teenage assholes in a school likely filled to the brim with nothing but rich teenage assholes. The school then removed the offenders. What exactly do they have to ‘answer for’ at this point?

How fucking stupid can you fucking be.

I had a pretty long convo with a friend about this take on the game, and I’ve gotta say it rings hollow to me. Everything in the game is logically set up, and since you can rewind you are able to test everything out yourself. Knowing that you have to at least try ever relationship to see what happens, and that…

kotaku: the front page of the internet, chewed up and regurgitated and called something new

If ever you find yourself bitching for any reason about the genders of anime bunny/lion people, just don’t!

It was supposed to be the next Tenchu game. Although they went a different direction narratively, that’s exactly what it is.

What a horrific looking photoshop at the top. Fire that guy.

Did he mention anywhere in there a desire to stop making shit games and start making good games again?

This was just a Pavlovian control post to see if Jezebel has adequately trained the site’s comment section to become enrage at anyone not taking this sort of stupid shit excessively seriously.

No, it’s not. And they don’t! Wish granted!

Good, Celeste won exactly the only award that it possibly deserved. I don’t agree, but I can see the merits.

God forbid actors wear prosthetics to look like someone they aren’t.

Pedantry, in many cases, manifests simply as being willfully obtuse. That you said “I’m not being willfully obtuse, I’m being pedantic” is funny to anyone able to connect a couple incredibly limited dots.

I’m not quite sure if you’re mentioning pedantry here ironically, or if you’re actually so willfully obtuse that you don’t see the incredible humor in what you wrote.

Okay, that’s being willfully obtuse.

... Hitting the mute button on players doesn’t mute them?

Probably mute your mic, yeah?

Don’t, the game is just a mediocre shooter cloaked in BR mechanics. If it weren’t for the incessant press that genre the gets, it’d be long dead.

Cool homage to early Bungie Pathways / Marathon, I’ll pay.

It’s effectively just a soapbox being used to promote an acquaintance for financial gain. Both dudes come out with more exposure, clicks, views, etc., yet nothing was actually done to warrant any of it. Advertising treated like content, nothing more.