I just knew you were a dude. Not the dudes shouldn’t be welcomed here—i sleep with, live with, and love a dude but, on second thought, you’re a bro. Your dude called is revoked, by a woman. I read Dude Rules 101 and this is allowed under existent circumstances

Yes, I exaggerated; it only accounts for 40 percent of state revenue. But somehow Podunk Central and Western, not Northeastern, have all the legislators?!

I’m pretty sure shipping lanes are enforced by the U.S. Navy, and, if you left, not only would you not have access, we’d place an embargo and naval blockade on Cali. Then, the spigot would be cut off. This would happen no matter who was President. But,please don’t leave us, I’m from Philadelphia and also being…

L7 rocks. I used to love them in my teens. I think I found them because I heard the term “L7" which I guess means square, on a Sex Pistols album, or should I say “the” lol

Yes! That’s all I have to say. And you might consider adding K’s Choice to that list. My fave late 90s band. I thought I was Sarah Bettens JK. Sorry. 

Yeah, journalists are taught to never be lyrical, poetic, or use puns when writing about death, as it’s in incredibly poor taste. This isn’t “your chance”; it’s a 12-year-old girl’s suicide.  They meant to do this for the horror effect.

Well I’m crying now and on a train. How awful. The awfulness.

Sorry, the Republican party is not winning eight seats in the Senate in 2018 and they very well could lose two or three. Odds are the Senate stays the same; $upermajority, not so much. THey rerepeal the ACA, then they will lose the Senate. There’s already six GOP senators who are going to balk and scuttle repeal. The…

I tried to vote by absentee ballot but it didn’t come for three weeks and by that time it was too late. I was pissed. Maybe it’s my fault but I figured it would take a a week. I voted on every election since 2000, including off-year andI mid-term elections. But we need a change. The country is liberal, but the…

FYI, given all 2017 plans are in place and don’t exclude trans surgeries, as long as you live in a state with a good, prolly Democratic governor, then you will still be able to get care from non-religious doctors, like Surgery, because the insurance rules are set in stone. But, if ur on Medicaid and live in a very RED…

What’s it like to have a family crest? That sounds awesome and hopefully when, if, I start a family with my BF we could make one. He’d totally be down for a family crest.

They were childhood friends, so their bond prolly had more to do with proximity than common interests or some type of friend-chemistry.

You literally made me cry. You should be nominated for a Jezzie of the Year Award!

Oh God...Just thinking about saying “pussy leaks” makes me want to break out some ketoconazole cream...

True Detective 3. amirite or amirite? I’m thinking Rachel MacAdams and, um, yeah that’s it.

An aficionado, I see. No judgement. I once stared into the abyss while chasing a monster and that monster is now me. Everyone says drugs kill, but usually they just ruin. everyone. I just wish society cared about all addicts and not just “the kids.” Plus, I’m, how do they put it, true gonadal intersex. Well, I…

FYI, I like my panties twisted. In fact, I’m starting a brand—Twisted Panties—because I like wearing cotton pretzels that give my vagina a toothache and I think it will take off. Ya know, like you should. Ba-bye...