They were childhood friends, so their bond prolly had more to do with proximity than common interests or some type of friend-chemistry.

You literally made me cry. You should be nominated for a Jezzie of the Year Award!

Oh God...Just thinking about saying “pussy leaks” makes me want to break out some ketoconazole cream...

True Detective 3. amirite or amirite? I’m thinking Rachel MacAdams and, um, yeah that’s it.

An aficionado, I see. No judgement. I once stared into the abyss while chasing a monster and that monster is now me. Everyone says drugs kill, but usually they just ruin. everyone. I just wish society cared about all addicts and not just “the kids.” Plus, I’m, how do they put it, true gonadal intersex. Well, I…

FYI, I like my panties twisted. In fact, I’m starting a brand—Twisted Panties—because I like wearing cotton pretzels that give my vagina a toothache and I think it will take off. Ya know, like you should. Ba-bye...