I've never seen blubber shift back and forth so quickly.

"potrzebie"

Is that a monkey squeaking or is that the sound of an F1 fan off wanking in the corner?

Fake trunk lines looked stupid on the Avalanche and they still look stupid on that thing. If it's not a real truck, it should have 2 doors. If it is a real truck, the bed should be flat and at a right angle to the rear window with no shit in between, no matter how many doors it has.

Now she's even hotter.

Heh. I used to drive a '77 Aspen Wagon (woodie addition). There were compartments in back, behind the rear wheel wells. I had a bunch of wire, terminal blocks, old amps, and other stereo installation shit back there, as well as some extra BMX pedals (doesn't everybody?). One day I was looking for something in one of…

Her ass and belly acted as a counterweight, which is probably why it rolled. And hey, it looked more like 5 mph, so give her a break.

Van Halen's Fair Warning is one I'd add, as well as QOTSA's Songs for the Deaf (especially if you channel the video for "Go with the Flow", the most bitchin' desert driving video ever). I'd also include Reverend Horton Heat's Holy Roller collection, because nothing says "road trip" like the lyrics for "Bails of…

Wow, thanks for the memories.

And yeah, Neko = Friends of Dean Martinez + sultry voiced chick. So why do I only have 1 Neko Case song (Blacklisted, 2 versions)? Hrm.

Maybe I've been debugging way too much code today, but I don't get what the poll is for. But I voted for the Pyoogot because it's pretty damned cool, even though I really wanted to vote for the Hornet, cuz who doesn't like a Hudson.

Jalop editors, do you guys have any kind of pull? Can you gather all the "NASCAR sucks" comments from all of your devoted car nut readers and show the TV people that we demand decent and interesting forms of televised racing? Even if they put it in the goddamn 3AM slot, at least we can TiVo it. (Although personally, I…

Amazing. They actually made it look less gay.

What's the red car on the left? Looks like a 'Cuda with zoomies stickin' outa the trunk.

Add one green ammo box in the nose and it shoots the manliness factor toward infinity.

...we all no Audi's gonna win LMP1, wo why not let them... —Davey

Growing up in a small town, everybody knew when somebody had a serious-injury or fatality accident. The next day was "go look at the smashed car" day. They were usually towed in and parked/dumped behind some old garages downtown. Since it was the early '70s, cars were still pretty rigid and seatbelts were mostly…

So does yeast-flavored water get you ass-whoopin' drunk quicker than something good like, say, Guiness? Perhaps the buzz that American beer gives you allows you to swivel your head in a circular motion for hours on end, thereby being a better beer for NASCAR watching.

If it has "rap" in the name, just stop there and feel safe in the knowledge that it will suck.

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