You never go full Orlove.

Not enough wheel gap. If I am paying 10 stacks of high society for this car, its got to be at least 3 inches higher

"It's not really your average Jalopnik reader, who might have bought a BRZ"

Ummmmmm...

Silent Bob must be devastated.

How the fuck do you vote CP on this?? For $7500 you get a clean, mostly unmollested, 4 speed Cobra II. It's a clean sheet to do what you want with. This is a NP any day of the week in my book. I wish I had $7500 to spend on a toy.

Modern Shitbox needs to be a recurring feature here. It wouldn't score you any points with the manufacturers, but it would still be fun. Maybe you could compare new cars with other failures in its segment from previous decades?

Lowell Dingus on Meatus Ave in Vasdeferens CA? LOL!!!

$25k for an E46 M3? Crazy. You can get one for $15k and spend the other $10k on a used Fusion for the times the M3 is in the shop.

Tits, bacon, and a supercharged Cobra Jet. Amen.

Shame about the live action version of Aeon Flux.

Latest data says 85% of Americans wear seatbelts:

That explains why this was in the windshield washer...

I thought Americans were big on personal responsibility. If you want to survive a crash, wear your seat belt.

I thought metric was the standard?

All Julian's been doing is lifting weights and drinking potato vodka, but he'd be more happy just smokin' dope and playing ball hockey. I've see too many guys go down that road.

It's no big deal. They were just out for a rip.

fuck off. smokes, let's go.

Ricky? Julian? Those damn boys are at it again...