The e60 M5 touring is probably up there.

Nah... they're not useless. They're still good for towing and hauling things. Actually 2wd models often have a higher tow rating than 4wd models because they weigh less.

My father owned a '80 Dodge Omni. He was bound and determined to get every penny he could extract from the car and so he kept it in good condition until my brother turned 16...

Holy shit, a completion in Oakland.

How many times can you write a review of a 1988 Chevy Celebrity, 1992 Ford Escort or 1995 Hyundai Sonata? There's only so much to write about when you're working with a $1400 budget.

That V8 powered Taurus was a blight on the name. Just make the new one look like this:

Shorter version: Because the government used to actually care about what they spent money on, and didn't treat $1.5 million pieces of hardware as disposable.

Isn't is sad that our government would never consider saving money like that now? And they wonder why the debt is so high...

I do too. You are not alone. Perfect economical beater.

These are all great answers... however, there is another..

Too soon?

What is this, storage for ants???

But the suspension isn't ruined. It has airbags. It probably rides better than new, and you can raise it to stock height if you so desire. That's the magic of bags. People typically only put them on so that they can rock the stupid low look, but you can raise them to normal ride height and enjoy a plush ride.

she was winning that race, and kicking ass. She had that race by the neck, till the idiot threw the shoe and broke something... ( i think it was a toe link... her handling was crap after that)

Best race of that year, BECAUSE IT WAS ON A F1 TRACK

I would so go to Austin to watch nationwide, and sprint cup race the short…

This at least a 3 beer gal. CP*3 as a result. That thing is hideous and overpriced even as a regular old Firebird Formula.

I love everything about this. Especially the painting of a giant cat.

It's a crappy tradition. That is the problem. Call it a 229iT if you must, but why bother with a number naming scheme if you are just going to lie about it?

I just blew myself.

FUCK YES BOX FLARES ARE BACK BITCHES!!!

I can't be the only one who sees some E30 M3 there.