So what's going on? Are people just buying the cheaper Corvette? Are people scared of the Viper because of its reputation as a batshit nut-crusher? The original goal was to limit production to 2,000 a year, but as of now they've only sold 426 in the United States and dealers are sitting on 565 unsold models.

The Chevy Spark with the 1.2l is probably not the fastest car, although I'm sure some manufacturer is offering a truck or van with an underpowered 4-cyl that may be slower, if we're excluding electric/hybrid cars.

They sure are! Even came with numbered plaques.

Lemme just leave this here...

Here in Canada we got ummm.... 24 of the Euro-spec m3s!

Derp, you're right. It makes 275 ft/lb though!

Very nice!

Congrats on your purchase!

It can't. This thing needs a head gasket, if not an entirely new engine (they warp quite quickly)

Anything of that vintage with a NorthStar is automatically CP.

Argh, I missed this yesterday. There's a really terrible on/off ramp on the Expressway Windsor, Ontario; up a very steep hill to a combined on/off ramp that is maaaaybe 700-800 feet long. Leads to many people merging at less than half the speed limit while other people are trying to get off and slow down in the same…

Now that I can't answer, haha. I'm with you on that one!

Go here for more branded donks than your mind can handle :

Candy/Snack food-based paint jobs are a thing in the donk subculture. I've seen similar things done with Snickers, M&M's, and a few others as well.

Definitely not a bad choice!

Yep, it's a k-car.

This is definitely the answer.

Just don't touch a Swedish man's radio!

Good ol' red Commie Texas!

Totally loving the So I married an axe murderer jokes in here,