I'm not so big on the back end to be honest,

I love the fact that new Fords look like a 'baby Aston', the new Mustang definitely continues this trend! The front end of the Fusion makes me smile every time I see one!

Dammit,

Nice!

Aftermarket exhaust?

Man, it's strange how it almost makes it look like a completely different car.

Yeah, it still has it :D

In my time playing with a touring band,

From this angle it gives off a definite clownshoe vibe. No problems with that here.

Yeah, the new AMG's just sound amazing;

This is a Crown royal bag, seen it used as a boot many times :D

Woo, first time I've gotten a mention!

Anytime you get clocked going 50 kph over the limit they hit you with a "street racing" ticket and impound your car and take your license. Happened to a number of people I know (none of whom were actually street racing, just driving too fast).

Yes it is,

Isn't being a Canadian great? :D

The thing is, it really isn't.

http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicle…

This is a steal;

Huh!

This was some of the most successful trolling I've seen on Jalopnik;