C’mon Patrick.....he’s just pouring himself a Budweiser.

That’s a pretty optimistic injury outlook, ESPN.

I am in a 32 team league and my QBs are Case Keenum and Jared Goff. Who should I start?

So Rapinoe can make her statement and bring all this attention to herself, but the team owner can't? Got it.

Not any more than she did. She’s entitled to protest if she’d like, but nobody’s obligated to give her a platform on which to do it.

Someone: “You should spend more money so your product is better.”

This article is garbage though.

This is a complicated and fraught topic, one that deserves a more thoughtful take than the one offered by Ms. Moskovitz. This is not about some cruel effort by men to define and control women’s bodies, as she glibly asserts. It’s about trying to create an environment where women have a chance to compete and succeed,…

If we are going to hold two separate events for men and women, then we have to have some distinct dividing line between who is “a man” and who is “a woman.” It may not be fair to everyone, but you do have to draw a line somewhere.

Lighten up Francis.

I will forever ask why RCJH? Isn’t Jayhawk one word? Shouldn’t it be RCJ?

Thank you for confirming many American’s worst fears - the end of private gun ownership. Thanks for confirming every ridiculous slippery slope argument that prevents sensible gun reform. Thanks for being a coward that fails to see a larger picture.

Who among us doesn't have fond childhood memories of watching the Chinese Super League?

Maybe he is smart with his money?

Growing up in gritty Rancho Cucamonga, California

Yes, that’s good Deadspin. Let the hate flow through you.

Voting for the Cardinals here is stupid. The Cardinals—as a franchise—are perfectly okay, no better and no worse than a half-dozen other very successful teams (are you comfortable saying the Cardinals are really meaningfully worse than the Patriots?). The Cardinals’ fanbase, that sucks, but the team itself is fine and…

Ironically, Mavs beating the Heat in 2011. I am a sucker for LeBron’s stupid narrative. I think his next step should be WWE. I’m only kind-of kidding.

If you throw the meat onto the grill and hit it between the numbers with some lawry's salt then thats a touchdown. Cook more like that then the next guy and you win the game.

Slow day for Deadspin, eh? BREAKING NEWS: Athletes get pussy.