This morning I saw a magpie walk across the road at a pedestrian crossing. Everytime I think of it I giggle out loud.

So Gerard Butler and Jessica Biel have a new rom-com coming out. Are there any actors in America I would want to see LESS of than these two?

I'm 48 now and I don't have one good memory of being a teenager. I had a weird family, I felt I was a burden and a nuisance to my parents, no money, was bad at school, was bullied and had no friends. l was so depressed I wanted to die. I can say is that I hope it gets better for you. It did for me.

Try fresh lemon juice. Dab it on at the first sign of a pimple and keep applying it though the day. It does make your skin itch like crazy for a while and I don't know the science behind it but it was the only thing that worked for me. I had acne until my mid thirties and had tried every EVERYTHING but nothing worked…

If William and Catherine can't reproduce then adorable Price Harry will be King. After him the next in line is sad ugly Prince Andrew and his two daughters Beatrice and Eugenie. Which would probably bring down the monarchy.

The rules HAVE been changed. The first born child gets to be monarch, regardless of gender. They are also allowed to marry Catholics now.

Maybe she just doesn't like her baby. Some mothers don't.

That way a kitty can rip your curtains to shreds, bring you dead rats as gifts, miaow at 2:AM until you get up and feed them biscuits that they just sniff at and walk away

I think it's Jeff on the left because his nose is more Hollywood perfect.

Which one is which? I am not kidding.

I also confuse Bradley Cooper with Josh Lucas. And don't get me started on the whole Bill Pullman/Paxton thing. When I was a little kitten and the first Darrin changed into the second Darrin on Bewitched, I COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE! Having to admit to that is probably the biggest embarrassment of my life.

Ghost version?

So did he get the transplant or what? I HAVE TO KNOW.

Interesting. Thanks for the link.

Shameful and sickening.