I wasn’t a good liar, so I don’t think I have any good ones. :( I was an imaginative kid, but it never really manifested in wild lies.

I think you win? That is the saddest and most relatable entry so far.

I’m so sorry you had to go through that. Having to bend to make someone else feel better just beats you down over time

Mine was probably when we moved (for the 5th time in 5 years) to a 3BR ranch house telling my mom I was totally ok taking the illegal, dingy, dark paneled, shag carpeted room in the basement without appropriate egress in case of fire, because I was the oldest and my sisters needed to be upstairs close to her. I still…

Wildest lie? In my childhood, people would ask me “Are you doing okay?”, and I would answer “Yes”.

As you all saw in my previous story, my dad was and is a cheapskate. He was always trying to get out of paying for anything. He constantly bitched that public school should cover everything so why did he have to pay for school supplies and lunch and trips? He also used to send me to events with no money because he…

I’ll see your Mario and raise you Spock. When I was a kid, I told my little sister that I wasn’t really related to her, I was adopted and I was from Vulcan. My bedroom was the one with attic access, and I told her that I had a spaceship in there—just a one-man craft—in case I had to go back home.

Not that wild...but as a second-grader I much preferred to stay in and read during mandatory playground time...so I wrote a note to my teacher from my dad, saying I could not be daylight until I adjusted to my new glasses...my mistake was signing it “Love, Guy.” Also block printing...

When I was 5, my sister told me asparagus weren’t real, and were just a lie invented by my parents. I believed her for 5 years for some reason, but probably because healthy food was gross to me back then due to being 5 and “better” food (i.e. junk food) existing. Why my parents would lie about a food’s existence is…

Visit my dungeon and for $500\hr. we can make your dreams come true.

How do you call someone a “global ambassador” and then replace him in ads in other parts of the globe? That’s not what “global” means. 

Long post alert!

oh my god that’s one of my friends and I legit choked on my pasta. THANK YOU for this laugh

Been having a monumentally shitty past few weeks. I’m certain I’m not alone in that. For those of you who, like me, could use a smile, I offer up this cute cute photo.

I’m tired, my feet hurt, I finished a week of swabbing noses and seeing people’s nose hairs, I spent a lot of today listening to complaining about how “this is going to take” (approximately 5 minutes) when they are getting a free covid test, without an appointment, Texas is probably going to overtake California in…

After will be a problem even If Biden wins, but I feel better about pulling out of this nose dive with him and Kamala at the controls. With Trump, we’re heading straight Into that mountain.

I wonder how this would work with Turo or Uber if one of the renters or passengers was arrested

Sigh, I would too. But at least she reads. For all my compatibility with my husband, he is not a book reader. I never thought I’d end up with one but 20+ years on it’s actually been a good balance

Oh lord, I couldn’t live with someone like that (maybe a little extreme, but maybe not ;-) ).

Thanks :)