Hi Jezzies, I hope everyone had a lovely Christmas or just a peaceful day. I want to thank all of you that replied to me about what they were doing to help the homeless, you are amazing. I had a wonderful time with my family and Ollie was very well cared for by the cat sitter. This is a pic of me and my family in…

Hot as hell

More of a sloppy New Year’s Day. Woke up hungover on my guy’s futon at 6 AM. We all needed breakfast. I drive in a haze and get McDonald’s drive through. The lady gave me a dirty look and I figured I deserved it due to looking like shit...it took me a 39 minute drive and my boyfriend pointing at my chest for me to…

When I was in college, my 2 very good friends who were dating at the time (actually, they still are dating 11 years later! Good for them! Why aren’t they engaged yet? Hmmmmm) and I were partying at my friend’s dorm, drinking lots of champagne and wine with our friends. One of my friends dares me to chug a bottle of…

Well...

OMG! OMG! OMG! I was first! I’d like to thank the Jezcademey! And the turkey grease! And oh they’re playing me off....

Every time I read/ hear about the opioid crisis, I think I die a little inside. I know the thesis of this piece is that younger victims are being claimed, and I understand that is a horror in its own right. Without doxxing myself, I'll share this: I'm a high school teacher, and I've been at the same school since 1996.…

Spent on the Bun!  The old-fashioned way to prevent pregnancy.

I love Flaming Thundersplont Box, it sounds like a badass sex position.

In today’s Comment To Make You Smile/Laugh, Ars Technica has a post featuring fireworks names created by artificial intelligence:

So because this is how you would handle it and this kid didn’t handle it like you would that makes it not true? Go fuck yourself. 

I’m sorry you went through that.

Your whole shit’s moronic.

Hi. I was sexually assaulted for five minutes in a public place. I was so terrified (and afraid of being blamed for being in said place) that I didn’t scream or run. I froze. Thanks for assuming you know the “right” reaction for an assault victim to have, though. 

THISTHISTHISTHIS!

I was groped in public and all I could think was What the hell is happening, Why am I not saying anything, Is this really happening? Can anyone see what this guy is doing? I froze and no one did anything to help me.

I once saw Julie Walters do a fart gag on a show called dinnerladies and I still sometimes remember it and laugh. Not proud, but not ashamed either.

Hurrah for Fiona! I eat Moose Munch and Peppermint Bark in your honor!

I was actually home just in time for last week’s SNS, but I was still on waaaaay too many drugs to formulate a coherent post 😄

Thanks my lovelies! Ha ha vicodin is kicking in again.

This is NOT funny. ANYONE who laughs at this is terrible. But I present without other comment a goose tripping balls after snacking on some prescription drugs that were ditched at a park: