I started to watch the ‘Ice Cream’ clip and noped straight out of that fever nightmare.

Working an extra shift for the money. Try and contain your jealousy...

I have my work appraisal this week and got the best/worst news I could’ve expected. As in, yes you’re really good at the training side and have a talent for adjusting how and what you deliver on the fly, but there probably won’t be funding for me to stay with the team beyond my agreed secondment. They have recommended…

Lists like this always make me think of the multiple series I have cued up on Netflix and other streaming services, or have recorded. And then I put Edge of Darkness (80s thriller series) in the DVD player again...

Anyone else feel like me and am just really unsure as to what to think about this? Not because I’m conflicted about who to believe, or what’s driving them or anything else. But the impact on other survivors and their stories, and also (dare I say it) the accused. I was assaulted. I had lies told about me after. I had…

They look like they escaped from Clonus. 

I don’t know whether it’s just me being weird or whatever, but I have such a crush on a former colleague ATM. I really ought to grow up...

He even managed to beat (?) Danny Dyer’s “Run for your Wife” disaster. Wow!

He needs an umbrella...

And the grey squirrel, introduced to the UK at the expense of our native (and far more cute) red squirrels....

I’m coming up to my first replacement which is planned for ten years, but my last check up implied it was going to be close so it might be done sooner. You must be relying on your device quite a bit to need it renewing every 4 years or so.

Sounds exciting and mysterious and I wish you every bit of luck! Do you start soon?

Ask and you shall receive, thank you all. Here’s my own contribution;

Someone else with an implanted device! Regular pacemaker here for a symptomatic bradycardia with pauses. Hope everything goes well for you

Good luck with the results! I'm a bit late to the conversation, but as others have said keep an open mind about other, non-cardiac causes and I hope the specialist does too.

Anyone know any good jokes? Make me smile, I f••king need it.

Share anyway; I’m always waiting for SNS to come around, and when I get to it there’s already 200+ posts and I'm worried no-one will see what I write because in the greys....

Can we have requests? I'd like the Laurel and Hardy theme (Dance of the Cuckoos?), they'll look extra silly then....

Should anyone be reading this, I am suitably drunk and having a ball and kind of wishing this would be all night 💕

I’m imagining somewhere there’s ASCII art pictures of me in less-than-flattering clothing/situations.....