He looks like what Dwight Schrute would look like if he swallowed a starfish.

Does Keillor really expect us to believe that he got fired after decades of employment because he accidentally touched a woman on the back one time? Even in this current climate where women are finally speaking out and being listened to, that strikes me as extremely far-fetched.

I really liked Songs of Innocence, thought it was their best album in years. I haven’t really been impressed with the singles off this one yet. Won’t it be weird if the best U2 song released this year is XXX. by Kendrick Lamar? 

They have a food guy writing music reviews.

It’s already out.

Sorry to step on your joke, but Pauly D actually pulls in around $11 million a year as one of the world’s highest-paid DJs:

Any fight where James Cameron comes out looking like the good guy, you know the other guy was a true asshole.

Actually, I was going to say that dynamic is why this is like the very least surprising one of these so far.

I think we’ve now answered John Oliver’s “What The Fuck Is Going On At CBS This Morning”

They are acting very professionally.

Which is exactly what they should be doing in this situation.

Eh. There are different types of hoarders. The one of my experience is more like Teddy; if a thing is something she actually can use, she’s got three of them. If not, she’s only got one. All the extra “stuff” is stowed away in a closet or stacked against the wall, but it’s not organized, and nothing that MIGHT be…

My favorite Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving joke will always be Bob finding out he is a “sloppy bear” from the hot deli guy.

XD

So saying someone is innocent is now anti-feminist if the person accusing them is a woman? This is ridiculous.

“As I mentioned over in the last Matt Weiner thread, Noxon’s “Pete Campbell would totally say that” argument is pretty dumb; I could just as easily point to some loathsome characters in her oeuvre who would say and do even more horrible shit.”

I gotcha. I’m weird, though, because I wouldn’t try find a way to blame her for the actions of Louis CK

Tumbleweeds won’t take away your healthcare or destroy the open internet.

If Democrats are getting the same rules as Republicans, wouldn’t he be elected President? Or is there a minimum number of woman and minors that need to be assaulted first? Is Trump’s 16 the minimum? Does admitting on video to sexual assault act as a “get out of jail free and into the Oval Office” card?

And yes, he…

Pretty sure “resigning after assault accusation” is the set of rules Liberals play by, but don’t ask me, ask the President.

Roy Moore agrees, please go investigate Al Franken.