No, but it's much, much less likely that the UK or Ireland (or the US, for that matter, but he couldn't have been an American diplomat, since the US isn't part of the Commonwealth) would refuse to waive diplomatic immunity for him to stand trial in an NZ court in this situation than it is for a country with a higher…

There is a logic for why Diplomatic Immunity exists, that being to ensure that diplomats are given safe passage and protection from their host countries laws (created for situations where a diplomat is living in a country with extreme/strict laws), but their native country should have revoked their Diplomatic Immunity…

Hm.

So he was polite and respectful to start with and she kept talking and refusing to listen to him, when he repeatedly asked her for her id which she didnt give him and refused to let him speak. He gave her plenty of warning about what was going on... so I dont see the problem here.

Where was the dad supposed to go?

And: "About 400 military dogs are retired from service yearly; 430 military dogs were adopted in 2011. There is usually a waiting list of about 300 to 400 potential adoptive owners...Contrary to popular belief, the military no longer euthanizes an animal simply because it cannot find a home for it. The only…

Many of those are deemed unsuitable for adoption because of "repeated unprovoked aggressive action." But people still want them, so there should be a more effective system to get these pups into homes.

Man, for the first couple of sentences, I was even kind of sympathizing with Robert S. I'd be pretty annoyed if a bar told me they couldn't give me tap water, especially if I've already spent money on other drinks. Not "leave a review on yelp" annoyed, but "huh, that's kind of shitty" annoyed. But oh man does he…

Yup. Mark I know you probably didn't realize that these were created in a response to the Dunham fiasco, but that makes this article approximately 100x funnier.

so we completely ignore the former, which is a central part of the game, and focus on the latter, which is an optional homage to older films and cartoons..

It's really bad when a comment is better written, sourced and just generally of journalistic merit than the article. Thanks for doing the legwork.

Well, there was at first; the first iteration of this article implied that Kaepernick was involved in a potential sexual assault. This article has been heavily edited since it was first posted.

Hundreds of comments for the accusation, less than 30 when proven innocent.

911 calls released by police showed that a man, reportedly (Ricardo) Lockette, called from the apartment saying that the woman wouldn't leave Kaepernick's room.

Seriously. The coverage of this "sexual investigation" on Jezebel as been horrendous.

Fabulous. Now perhaps we can stop with this ridiculous "sexual investigation" crap when instead these guys should have been recognized for doing the right thing. We can only hope all men would call the paramedics when a woman is that inebriated and incoherent at their party/home.

Kaepernick was cleared - no evidence of any sexual assault. So, when can we expect the article on how rape culture forced the rape kit and investigation to find nothing?

Why do we expect advertisements to contain messages that have nothing to do with the product? Is "pasta" code for some LGBTQ thing nobody told me about?

I for one am just glad that there are no ancient egyptians around so we can all be spared the jezebel outrage article (that writes itself) on the cultural appropriation of ankhs and sphinxes and what not.

Imagine being in a fire and the firefighter can't get to you fast enough because exceptions were made for them. But that's okay! You can die knowing it was a woman trying her hardest in a man's world!

Seriously, they have those requirements in for a reason for physical fitness. No longer are you required to be a male,…