Gruden’s face is actually blue if you run away fast enough. 

Is Harper really worth a lot of money though?  In the past 3 seasons, 2 of them have been not very good offensively for someone commanding as much money as he is, and he’s a bad defender at one of the easiest positions in baseball.

Fultz is probably the first person to go to the doctor and actually get excited when they find out they’re getting a shot.

Demanding cybercurrency from the oldest men yelling at clouds in sports. Brilliant.