You can avoid a bird strike if you just give their union regular salary hikes....

The big takeaway here is that if you attend a street takeover in any capacity, the cops can ruin your life in many new and exciting ways will be initiating many, many hot pursuits from fleeing teenagers that will likely kill innocents

“if it were him”....is there now some doubt?  I’ve heard nothing about any question of the driver’s identity.

What’s an “experimental” airplane?  Is that just an euphemism for “Bubba’s home-built sky jalopy”?  Why does the FAA allow such deathboxes to exist when this kind of shit is seemingly inevitable?

Boeing will be one company hoping for better fortunes this new year.

Jesus....I cant unsee that after you mentioned it.  Back end birth canal, fo shiz.

Poking fun at Norway is Oslo as one can go.  

The price has dramatically dropped, to $2112, weirdly.

At this point, she’s doing it just because she can, right? Like it’s her kink, going Bourne-style undetected (until she’s detected). I imagine the big problem is not knowing for certain if (and where) an open seat might be available, and moving seats to paid customers > 3 times in 5 minutes is probably the clue to the…

Little guy has his own song....

I feel like this is a really big and unachievable ask

2nd gear — bought 1st new car ever, Mazda CX-90 and it is f#cking fantastic. I can see why they’re kicking ass now.

Shamsud-Din Jabbar

“Amateurs....”

You haven’t been in FL (esp. SoFla) more than 5 minutes if you have yet to see some clown attempt a down-gate swerve.  Used to live there and saw it at least once a week.  Back then just the Tri-Rail, so nothing fast and quite predictable.  Looks like Floridians are not used to these style of killa trains.  Oh well,…

Radon is an alpha-emitter. Weakest type of radiation. Blocked by cardboard. Nothingburger indeed.

Don’t worry, Trump will change his mind on this, when he discovers it’s not the popular take from his adoring fans. Then Musk will offer him a half-billion to reconsider, and so he’ll flip again (and cash that check). Remember — he used to be “TIKTOK is the DEVIL! BAN IT!” and now suddenly he loves it and wants to…

Counterinterpretation:  mobile pot dealer

assuming Tesla will honor it on a used rental car

Or maybe just let it rest as a permanent gravesite? Do the relatives of the victims really want the scant bones (if even those remain) of the deceased collected?