The Bee says both involved shootings and the deaths of two individuals.

Such gory details....

My guess is that, in addition to always being the one who got the car washed, he’s the one who always drove. Always.  She probably has 50 miles over the course of 20 years under her belt.   Maybe a driver’s test instead of a ticket is more warranted?

Came here to say this very thing.  A few randomly placed bouncing bettys and problem solved.

Thankfully, only one person was injured in the slow-motion disaster that caused people to jog for their lives.

Change out “Japanese” for “Italian” or “Greek” and the sentence still stands.

Do people really creep around a gas station, spying on guys using premium, then lining up behind them even though there’s 3 empty spots?  All for a splash of the upper crust juice?

Stopped their descent is very different than accelerating into a descent. This would have produced perceived upwards acceleration, planting people into their seats as opposed to lifting them off them. Seatbelt or not, no one should have been lifted or thrown off their seat or injured in any way. Curious to know how…

I call your frustration and raise you this:  My sister is both a PhD immunologist but also an anti-vaxxer. If you can make sense of this, you’re way better than me.

Not surprised by the peeing/puking stories. They’re the worst because it’s an event that typically requires a stop & clean & get that chump out, but so often they’re drunk/passed out/medically sick and you can’t just strand a drunk brother in the middle of nowhere at 2AM, so they have to stay along for possible…

Note to anyone who drives through Indiana — that state has the greatest and most eclectic variety of unmarked Smokies of any state I’ve ever been in. You dont know you’re in front a cop barreling down I-65 until his cherries light, because you’re being followed by a Ford Tempo or mid-90's Ford Escort. It’s either…

Only speed when it’s raining.

MAGAs: “Build it here! Build it in ‘Merca!”

Biden (and Harris) will be hearing this news from jail, where Trump’s DoJ will have placed them after sham trials (and a few post facto impeachments).

“If I win, John Deere is going to be paying 200 percent,”

Being that 5 were Davy Jones lockered, he was correct that no 1 died.

Earl Stone does not approve.

The Center for Automotive Research concluded in 2023 that the proposed law would cost automakers an additional 3.8 billion dollars between now and 2030.

No way to lock out the train’s controller room? I would think standard train design includes a way to lock out operations when the train engineer steps off for a moment....

Real Q: what’s a “circle of life”?