When a rando shady-ass car dealership in TN mysteriously burns down, I’ll now know where and why.

Both planes involved in the incident happened to be Airbus A320neos

if the fund actually asked the people of Norway then it would find “overwhelming support in favor.”

Maybe that’s their taxi force, assembling like the aliens in Independence Day, awaiting instructions to turn on, power up, and then flood NYC with 25,000 new robotaxis.

Probably just windmill-generated electricity, so harmless.

The battle at Normandy 80 years ago marked a real turning point in World War II

I’ve seen helicopters that fly so low to the ground they end up landing on it.

What makes you think a screwworm wants to breed?  Oh...wait, hold on.  Nevermind.

collision likely occurred between the Milky Way and a dwarf galaxy

When you look up “white privilege” in the dictionary, a hyperlink to this story must be included.  “Wasn’t criminal” to assault a police officer??  That roar you just heard was every single Black guy in American screaming “WTF”?

What does “canon in” supposed to mean? Is this obscure slang for “send in a photo”? WhoTF says “canon in” instead of “submit a photo”?

SLC man, eh?  Does that truck fit all 13 of his kids?  Can he live with his other 3 wives?

Utah?  Must be a Mormon! {glaces at picture}  No, probably not.

Maybe I’m dumb, but I’ve read the post title 3 times and have no idea what it’s supposed to say.

Those military secrets dont sell themselves....

What’s the chess reference supposed to mean here?  Who did he put in check?  Who did he mate with?  What’s up with his thumb joint?

you said the same thing 3 times in a row.

Guy working at retail store near the baggage pick up stepped out of store and picked up random bags at random times, probably pretended to be a tourist as he wheeled it into his own store, then pushed it through the back door of the store and quickly stole things. Unless he’s badged and/or uniformed, it would have…

Bullish investors justify Tesla’s valuation with a long list of reasons, pointing to its technology and fervent fan base

Any car with a trans-mission or trans-axle, any car used for trans-portation, any cars made in June, and Chevrolets, because the name sounds French and frenchmen are nancy boys.