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What’s Oakland (and SanFran) supposed to do with the homeless pop? Cant put ‘em in houses, none available. NIMBY wont let ya build any new ones at controlled rent. Cant round em up and drop them in the ocean, cant force them to get jobs and earn a living....this idea of “deal with the encampments!”....like doing what,

“Insane in the membrane, insane in Maine”

Also, a state with the word “road” in its pronunciation is anti-car?

Flingapore Airlines

Yeah, but it cant be fun for 1st responders to have to shovel a guy’s brains off the street thrice a week, and/or have scattered brain happen in front of a day care or school bus full of kids.  If they could do this in isolation, I’m all for it.

I cant wait to hear what Tesla’s PR dept says about these “either I live or we all die” terror threats. Wait....hold on.....nevermind.  

Also, cold-cocking someone is assault. The lack of any legal proceedings on this (TMK) is telling that this was a staged event.

unofficial discounts on purchases of new cars

BOEING DOESNT MAKE THE ENGINES.  JFC this is getting so stupid with the Jalop crew at this point.

we are worried about even the appearance that they are deciding cases in ways that are consistent with their financial interests

1) White guy, 2) neck tat(s), 3) pickup truck (also see 1 and 2), 4) Kentucky, 5) asshole driver (also see 3 and 4)....that’s a BINGO.

No kidding. There were so many caveats in that PSA, which implies the lack of even one of them renders the whole policy non-enforceable. How about just a “carry a loaded gun, be expected to be arrested” announcement even the simps can understand?

WHITE people who tried to bring guns through security were simply taken to the police station at the airport and either fined or given a citation

Clearly a US-based squid with the blinding lights. The European species can deflect them downward, minimizing the blinding but probably still quite effective at the catchy and eaty steps.

you need to be really careful not to scream into their back end.

Jeep Wrangler, Willy Edition.  Not so much the driving, but the entirely plastic, cheap-ass looking interior.  I knew how much the owner paid for it, and I was stunned at just how pedestrian, average, plastic-everywhere the dials, gauges, etc. were.  Maybe this well-known to others, but I had no idea they were piles

Why are 15 whales given the goofy, old-school name “Gladis”? Does the pod have this name, or is each individual named Gladis? If so, why couldn’t they have their own names? Did anyone ask the orcas if they’re chill with this 1930s-esque moniker? Perhaps their anger and violence is derived from their emasculated nicky,

I simply cannot imagine working my ass off, then being told that the world’s richest man (give or take) has just doubled my workload (with no pay bump) because he child-like reflexively fired colleagues for shits and sexism and minor cost savings.