Barely controlled redox reactions

Ship re-floated? Seems rather floaty as-is.

Loudly announcing and proudly displaying one’s political affiliations on one’s parked car oftentimes results in slight changes said car’s appearance, esp. regarding the integrity of the paint job.

This is hilarious.  The idea that you’re on the call with the DMV, and you’re all “hold on, let me cue up Smithers and Burns here.....hold on....ok, listen!”.  Then they get to hear the bit, probably scratching their chin whilst contemplating, trying to understand the context.....good on them for allowing it.

Junior Varsity SovCit

I love how the Orange Guy says repeated, “uh...this is a work truck”, as in “oh fuck am I screwed when the boss finds out about this shit....please dont impound”...

Safety Glasses Guy sure loves his f-word

Soooo....driver fled = car was stolen, right?

This is all because the god damn libs own every part of the Ohio state gov’t, and they ju....wait, hold on a sec. What’s that?....they dont own any of it? Oh...nevermind.

I’m in the midwest, and damn near every red-light runner is driving a large pickup truck.  In my mind, I’ve stereotyped them as drivers who dont give a shit about others, stereotyped them to a likely political party, and generally stay the hell away from them when possible.

My thought too. Their complete inability (or refusal) to even entertain logic and common sense makes this seem soooooooper scammy. “Quick! Add on a bunch of shit, then close the contract immediately!” Then go full-on Sgt. Schultz when inevitably the customer calls up yelling a series of WTFs....

Rabies shot, stat

As with anything with Tesla Trump though, even an injury constant lying can’t shake the belief that many of these owners voters have in this company charlatan and its product his bullshit.

I’m either too old or too young to know what you’ve circled here....

^^This. The wife and I test drove a CX-90 and then an VW Atlas, and both of us were like “WhereTF are all the controls?” in the Atlas. Apparently it’s just one monster screen for everything....we noped out of there quick, back to the Mazda dealership and the physical buttons of the 90....

Musk’s version: Lie-dar

concession prices reflected the highly varied levels of disposable income of racegoers

Dreamliner biz class is simply amazing...the auto-tint windows are to behold.

How many phone calls a month from insurance companies does this person receive? How many depositions or court appearances (as a witness) does this person perform? He’s gotta be on a first-name basis with most of the major auto insurance companies.....

Con man with ~$200 billion honestly doesn’t have to worry about that at all, as long as he can keep conning whilst he slowly sells all his shares.   Simply declaring “robotackseys, beeyotches!” made him billions in one day; he just needs to keep shouting and everything will be fine.