Safety Glasses Guy sure loves his f-word

Soooo....driver fled = car was stolen, right?

This is all because the god damn libs own every part of the Ohio state gov’t, and they ju....wait, hold on a sec. What’s that?....they dont own any of it? Oh...nevermind.

I’m in the midwest, and damn near every red-light runner is driving a large pickup truck.  In my mind, I’ve stereotyped them as drivers who dont give a shit about others, stereotyped them to a likely political party, and generally stay the hell away from them when possible.

My thought too. Their complete inability (or refusal) to even entertain logic and common sense makes this seem soooooooper scammy. “Quick! Add on a bunch of shit, then close the contract immediately!” Then go full-on Sgt. Schultz when inevitably the customer calls up yelling a series of WTFs....

Rabies shot, stat

As with anything with Tesla Trump though, even an injury constant lying can’t shake the belief that many of these owners voters have in this company charlatan and its product his bullshit.

I’m either too old or too young to know what you’ve circled here....

^^This. The wife and I test drove a CX-90 and then an VW Atlas, and both of us were like “WhereTF are all the controls?” in the Atlas. Apparently it’s just one monster screen for everything....we noped out of there quick, back to the Mazda dealership and the physical buttons of the 90....

Musk’s version: Lie-dar

concession prices reflected the highly varied levels of disposable income of racegoers

Dreamliner biz class is simply amazing...the auto-tint windows are to behold.

How many phone calls a month from insurance companies does this person receive? How many depositions or court appearances (as a witness) does this person perform? He’s gotta be on a first-name basis with most of the major auto insurance companies.....

Con man with ~$200 billion honestly doesn’t have to worry about that at all, as long as he can keep conning whilst he slowly sells all his shares.   Simply declaring “robotackseys, beeyotches!” made him billions in one day; he just needs to keep shouting and everything will be fine.

The ordeal started around 4:30 am local time

We have a winner today...congrats

It depends on the type of bear. Brown and black can be reasoned with, grizzly bears are a bit more aggressive, and fuggitaboutit if you run crosswise with a polar bear....you’ll be dead in a matter of seconds.

^^^THIS.  Once it’s made national news that he ISNT running SpaceX, he’s about to reinsert himself big-time into the company to prove that he, in fact, does.  He’s going to drop the price of rockets by 20%, fire 10% of the employees, and carry a kitchen sink into SX HQ and throw it at the nice desk lady.

How many hours (minutes?) after purchase does the driver of this get pistol-whipped and car-jacked at the closest stoplight? 2? 3?

This is pure genius. Also, “stereo tapes” and “synchromesh” are gold.