Why is the winning margin quoted in time (which would be a function of each vehicle’s velocity, which were likely not identical) and not in distance?  All other race margins are quoted in distances, not times....this is dumb.

that projects a simulated exhaust note.

The report examined anomalies with the spacecraft’s heat shield and other hardware components

Prison yards are quite flat

your car is replaceable, your life is not

Lots of sand in the corners. Problem will solve itself, as both the man and machine slide thru the curve and over the hill to the bottom, DOA.

WTF is a foot bath?

$125K for a Beetle?  That’s 26 years old, with a frunk that doesn’t appear to close completely?  It’s official:  I’m too damn old to understand today’s used car market.

Whoa....can I point out that the above described dept’s acro is MRSA....and the latest whistleblower to die just died of.....MRSA??

the employees at Tesla who haven’t been caught up in job cuts have stepped in to help the would-be interns find new summer postings

the state with the best barbecue in the country is also apparently pretty reckless on the road

Tesla interns make roughly $35 an hour

Giga is 10^9.  Unless they’re casting billions of kilos of metal at once (LOL), it’s just a stupid, made-up name for a make-believe process that’s supposed to excite (confuse?  bamboozle?) investors too stupid to understand this.

Buying new every 5? WhoTF does this?  That’s a made-up metric the guy is using to pat himself on the back.

My mom tells me that as a little kid, I would refuse to take naps until they drove me around in the car

South Florida prep schools run north of $20k/yr for many of them.  I’m sure the parents will find a way to grease sufficient palms to get this expunged from official records to allow Hayden and McClain to attend Nova Southeastern or FAU with a clean rap sheet.

Affordable housing would force the intermixing of The Poors with the The Rich, which is not permitted by their rules. Therefore I suspect “affordable housing” is what mere millionaires can afford in single family homes, while the multi-millys will have the mega-mansions on the mesas.

“Belligerent British guy” is quite redundant.

Dont flame me for this suggestion, but did they match his car to the crime scene, or his mug?  Those gray sideburns are hard to miss.

I would think building SC farms takes a fair number of specialized employees: there’s land acquisition or leasing (and all the local bureaucracy involved), environmental considerations, utility upgrades/devo (and all the local energy companies involved), construction permits, EHS, unions (and all the negotiations…