And to hear them talk about screwing me over just to make a sale, I couldn’t believe it

Uh....since you cant exactly hide these in a parking garage.....couldn’t they simply have waited until it ran out of gas, then arrested/shot* the guy as he exits the vehicle?

Playing this like Trump suits the bridge gamers.

and you’re likely to save a few cents per gallon over using the pump-mixed mid-grade gasoline

Akin to riding along with a 16-year old, I’d guess. Ostensibly relaxing, since you’re not doing the steering and mirror checks, but due to the incredible likelihood of an unexpected move (or missed sign, or failure to brake), your alertness must actually be higher than when actually driving.

This is a breaking story

He also said that he had “been drinking” for at least three hours

I’m surprised that water-based motors are measured in horsepower, as they’re just average swimmers and probably couldn’t pull very much while paddling around.

We must continue to respond to this accident with humility and complete transparency

If I ever pulled shit like this I might as well take myself to the electric chair

Even without clipping the curb, there’s no way she’s completing that turn at that speed.  I hope the passengers sue the living shit out of the driver and her family and collect millions.  

Can someone tell me what the director of some podunk, regional airport is making north of a quarter a mill per year?  Is this common across America, or some weird quirk in Har’ken’sah?

Is that the normal size for a fireplace, or is that supersized?  Looks incredibly huge to me....

For me, the most striking is the Eclipse. In the 90's it was THE non-ridiculously priced sports car that my peers could own. Throw in the Spyder edition, and it was the shit.  Baw gahd it’s now just a generic CUV....sigh.

She gave up “victim” status when she put her 0.23% ass behind the wheel, period.  It’s a miracle she crashed alone into a pond, and not into another vehicle containing 4 teens and a greyhound.

You really must have to believe they wanted to get fired. Otherwise, how could they possibly think that posting this TT would not get noticed and their employer (and probably friends & family) not get roped into this too? Imagine the shit this woman’s mom and dad are taking now, both online and in whatever town they…

It’s almost like licensing and taxi medallions and bright yellow appearances served a very good, very well-understood purpose....

Question -- do Teslas have a manual door opening system from the outside?  If the electronics fail due to shorting out, can someone from the outside get in using the handle, or (from the outside) is it electronically or nothing?

0.23% is hard-to-walk-to-the-car drunk. Hard to stay upright drunk. This isn’t a “tipsy woman in a confusingly-designed car” story as it is much more a “extremely hammered woman probably couldn’t even read the screen when pressing buttons” situation.  FAFO all damn day.

as the state is lacking certified instructors.