She gave up “victim” status when she put her 0.23% ass behind the wheel, period.  It’s a miracle she crashed alone into a pond, and not into another vehicle containing 4 teens and a greyhound.

You really must have to believe they wanted to get fired. Otherwise, how could they possibly think that posting this TT would not get noticed and their employer (and probably friends & family) not get roped into this too? Imagine the shit this woman’s mom and dad are taking now, both online and in whatever town they…

It’s almost like licensing and taxi medallions and bright yellow appearances served a very good, very well-understood purpose....

Question -- do Teslas have a manual door opening system from the outside?  If the electronics fail due to shorting out, can someone from the outside get in using the handle, or (from the outside) is it electronically or nothing?

0.23% is hard-to-walk-to-the-car drunk. Hard to stay upright drunk. This isn’t a “tipsy woman in a confusingly-designed car” story as it is much more a “extremely hammered woman probably couldn’t even read the screen when pressing buttons” situation.  FAFO all damn day.

as the state is lacking certified instructors.

It’s almost like starting an automobile manufacturing company from scratch is hard to do....

The apostrophe m tells me they wanted to show proper grammar, but the spelling error says otherwise.

Anyone who’s TT moniker is “Mr. Bob Dobalina” is one righteous funky homo sapien.

redirect resources to develop smaller, more affordable electric models.

I thought these did not go on sale until 2025, and only a metaphorical handful were released late last year?  So how are there so many being shot up, put in creeks, and crashing into signs in Bev Hills?   Are there a few dozen in existence, or more like several thousand?

Now the woman, who has not been identified by authorities, could face charges relating to speeding and evading authorities.

On the list of absolutely horrifying things DT would do if allowed back into office, this would likely rank #726th. He’s all but certain to green-light a nuke drop on Mexico anyways (cartels! drugs! mules!), so “automobile construction” wont even be a thing in that country soon afterwards.

police “have no jurisdiction over” Mercado, and arguing that “she is not a United States citizen.”

Screw the glitter.  Pack it with C4 and nails.  Maybe a few dead thieves will quell their bullshittery.

I’m not sure there exists a time when 80/94 is ever not a freakin parking lot of semis. They could make that road 8 lanes on both directions and it would still crawl at 9 mph.

USA Today reports the brawling duo could face fines and criminal prosecution

I would think a tire issue is 100% an AA maintenance prob, and 0% a Boeing fault. I see you’re doing your best to generate a “Boeing sux!” meme, but associating tire concerns with the fuselage manufacturer is quite over-the-top.  It’s like blaming Morton’s salt for food poisoning....

“We dont clean the plane’s aisles after a diaper blows out and there’s shit all over the place, only after it happens the 3rd time”

As described, all you’ve tested is its precision, not its accuracy. The latter being seemingly more critical than the former for its intended use; what was used as the control “benchmark” device to quantify its accuracy? Was it just the car’s own reading?