that the Mach-E Premium has been the brand’s top seller, and it is also the trim level with the most current availability

I can see this being a “ride” that “cool dad” lets the kid have before going to daycare each day.

That 45 additional in London translates to 2 extra pints of Carlsberg and a chunk of fried cod.  The brain says thank you, the liver says fuck you.

I guess I’m a complete eclipse dumbass, but I thought an eclipse was caused by the moon coming between Earth and the sun. But if the rotational velocity of the Earth v. sun and earth v. moon are not changing (they cant!), why would one eclipse last any longer than another?

UAW.....more strikes than a bowling alley

The Viper video....yikes. Whether it’s the terrible camera angles showing almost nothing useful, or the complete monotone, no-inflection-whatsoever delivery of the info, all the inside-baseball terms and names of the various pockets, folds, tabs, etc, or the fact that they needed a video at all to show owners just…

Road trips were easier in the 80s, as us kids had the entire back of the station wagon to move around, wiggle, sleep flat, fight, etc. Not locked down for hours on end in belts and/or car seats. Perhaps not as safe, but mobility was everything and 10 hour car rides were not the struggle for toddlers they often are toda…

As sorry as this build quality appears to be, when does the inevitable investigation into Unintended Vehicle Non-Movement begin?

Had to google Rothko paintings, and did a double-take, asking myself if this was legit. Large splotchy colored squares and rectangles is the whole schtick?

Fred Durst’s grey beard just flipped you the bird.

Paying everything via CC has earned us so many points that vacations are largely paid for....absurd to not take advantage of the free points, as long as one does not over-spend and then pay the interest....

Weird coincidence....our college dorm (1 floor up from me, thank god) had what was also called “the phantom shitter”. Would crap in the floor hallway, and walk away. Not sure if they ever ID’d the perp, but none of us could grasp the mindset of someone who does this stuff....

Other fatal crashes are bound to have occurred involving drivers with a BAC level above zero and below 0.8.

Amazing that during the height of the pandy shutdowns (say, late March, early April 2020), with nearly everyone WFH, that they couldn’t luck into a day or two of empty-enough roads to avoid a fatality.

I quite confident both Venus and Jupiter would have something to say about this.

So a suspect with both arms behind his back and no weapon fired a weapon aimed directly at the officer.  Florida has some weird physics.

This. I dont care just how engaging a “work email” might be, there’s absolutely NO WAY you could hit both a person and a dog, have them roll up on your windshield, and you dont see any of this. In fact, it’s just absurd to even suggest it. Between the sound and a woman’s bloody body smearing blood across your…

Or the wife could get a job instead of, I dunno, calling into a radio/podcast show and painting her bread-winning hubby as a chump.

he was three times over the legal blood alcohol limit to drive

Captain Burke overrode that order.....and waved to the Collingwood as he sank to the bottom