Robot mafia just practicing la code-stra nosa, with fealty to Don Code-leone and Tom Huygens.

Shall we assume the car was a Fjord Mustang Mach-E?

Pshaww. Orange to Wash/Wells, hop ‘n’ skip west to the Metra station, then a fantastic array of train lines to take you to nearly any moderately-sized suburban town. Reverse it for departing.  No one has to drive anywhere.

So they’ll just attempt an OTA fix, like they always do?

Maybe they banned her because she’s rather shitty at parking a car correctly?

What the f#ck is a “Laster” pointer?

Two names? Can’t even get the title correct?

2nd gear — do most Americans (esp. those over, say, 50) feel comfortable in a driverless car going thru a busy city? My suspicion is nopes. For me, trusting my health on “unhackable” software and sketchy hardware is not worth any cost savings.

How is “biological sex” determined?  Genotypically or phenotypically?  If the former, what are XXY folks gendered as?  If the latter, what are hemaphrodites (sp?) gendered as?   Seems like it aint so easy, but I dont expect a bunch of tie-wearing knuckledraggers to understand genetics.

The vlogger in question isn’t actually going to sell the truck

Caves...(shudders)...you and me both. Just watching others (films, documentaries) go thru tight caves makes me uncomfortable. If it aint big enough for me to physically turn around in, I aint going.

Just give it to the 5th Circuit, wait 2 weeks, and they’ll provide the completely-made-up rationale and the $56 very large by St. Patty’s day. Perhaps unrelated, many of those judges will soon be driving very new, very equipped Teslas.

Mercury seems to be a theme.  I’d add the Mercury Lynx, the Escort knockoff that sucked in more ways than Indiana has meth.

^^^This.  Expecting a Apartheid-era South African to recognize and understand racial oppression?  Unpossible.

Does the Mercury driver still get the ticket?  Was this just a cunning buddy-move by his friend to hit him and thus allow him to avoid the fine + points?

Click2Houston spoke with two women who had already made down payments on cars .... I don’t just have cash to just be purchasing cars and things like that.”

So when a driver, in broad daylight, rear-ends the car in front of him/her, what does she/he tell the police when he/she wont admit to reading an email? “Sorry officer, I wasn’t drunk, wasn’t distracted, but I didn’t see the large, adequately distanced car right in front of me with his brake lights working”? What do…

How does this system track eye movements if you’re wearing sunglasses?

“Ultimately, I think it makes the Autopilot feature useless,”

Why would being pregnant preclude one from owning a dog?