Which the police deliberately caused to lose control

if Spirit’s estimates of being grounded throughout the year are correct—could impact the holiday travel window for only college students, cheap AF MFers, and wrinklies who cant internet good as well.

That girl in the middle has the darkest, most oblong face I’ve ever seen.  

I had no idea a pilot was allowed to just bail and go all “smell ya later” to the plane likely to crash in a populated ‘burb. I figured there’d be a stipulation that the pilot(s) are required to stay with it until they can be sure it’s out to sea (or field). That this wayward plane could have landed on a day care or…

There’s a Brown Dwarf, failed star, Gary Coleman joke in here somewhere...

What’s it taste like?

In Texas, “trains” = “libtard transportation”. This will become a conservative political culture war rallying cry 2.3 picoseconds after it’s formally announced, and it will be declared DOA 1.2 ps later.

Maybe because I’m bit older than a Zoomer, but if car rolls up to pick me up and there’s no driver, I’m not getting in. Flat nope. I dont need to be the first victim of a software glitch/hack/sun glare that puts me into a brick building at 50mph. Afterwards, I’ll shout at the clouds and demand all the kids get off my…

At least they have buses. Our spawn’s school district announced over the summer that only kids basically living in a different country could get bus service. All others are SOL. Stock in Huffy surely has popped.

Doesn’t Cadillac’s demographics require their cars to have Android 8-Track Player instead?

she developed lead poisoning from taking supplements filled with the toxic metal.

The Twitter CEO said that if you stay the same, then change is only “incremental.”

Linda Yaccarino, right, said Elon Musk, left, and her half clearly established rolls at the company.

How exactly does a pedestrian actively stay out of a truck’s blind spot? HTF is this even possible?

It’s all fluff and dander until they drop a few crewmen down the hatch for dinner.   Maybe ask permission to be on their property?

This has gone quite quickly from “whoa, some fires” to “wait....a LOT of fire...seems to be affecting the locals a bit” to “holy shit, jump in the g-damn ocean to survive!”. Did not ever expect this to get so crazy.

at the end of 2019 and here we are not 3 years later and the production units coming out of Texas are looking exactly like the concept (no other manufacturer pulls this off)

Le ruff!  Le ruff!

I’d hope the security guard kicked him back, twice.  Or sack-tapped him into a crumbled mess.  What an asshole.

People want to work alone, but outside the house somewhere quiet? Wait....a few of them may need a physical meeting room, but not at the office? Gotta have internet connections, decent bathrooms, and nice staffing? I have a great solution for ya!