All I know is if Detroit can get a Robocop Statue I don’t see why San Clemente shouldn’t have a statue of Paul Walker.

A young person who is passionate about something he remembers fondly from his youth and is willing to stand up in front of a local government with a message of hope and unity is a symptom of everything that’s wrong with this country?

“I’ll take ‘The Rapists’ for $200, Alex.”

“The Boy’s Soul”

I suspect that I am of your parent’s generation, and the fear of nuclear war was literally a regular nightmare in my childhood. I’ve been getting flashbacks.

Crystal Skull is by the far worst if only because it’s so forgettable. There’s nothing that really stands out. Temple of Doom is probably the most intense of the 4, but it also suffers from a lot of boring parts. To me, Raiders is first followed by Last Crusade, Temple of Doom, and then Crystal Skull.

I hate it when tornado gets in my eyes!

Okay. Here’s the paragraph I believe you’re responding to:

Pffftttt! As if life after the nukes detonate will be worth living. Cuz once the nuclear cherry is popped nowadays, the bombs will go off everywhere with everybody getting their piece of armageddon.

I view Simmons a lot like Tom Green. If you could keep on track, he could actually be really good. However, as soon as the Patriots or anything related to Boston came up, shit got insufferable.

I think he is a talented writer but he can’t get out of his own way. Simmons talking to Ben Affleck about Deflategate should…

Hardy har har. There’s a deep well of stories about Simmons being a petulant little brat, many admitted by Simmons himself.

Well first, it’s not what would be labeled a serious crime, so if I’m a student that is apparently IN finals week, last thing I’m gonna want to go do is sit with some cops over what I’m looking at as a vandalism incident, especially if I’m just trying to get out of Lawrence for a few weeks. Do you know where the…

He goes into a tanning bed with gloves on, apparently.

I think he is actually using this fake rubber hand! It’s the exact same color.

I imagine the majority of active players are more interested in getting their pain managed well enough that they can go produce on the field and keep job security than they are with looking into whether their team’s medical personnel are behaving irresponsibly with respect to their long term health.

Yeeeaahhhh, that was a nice comeback but I won a Street Fighter II World Championship when I was twelve. Well, maybe not a *world* championship but it was at a Pizza Hut. And while not exactly a tournament there were a few teammates from my Little League team. I didn’t win, either. There parents picked them up and I…

Is there a way to configure ones settings to opt out of video game updates on deadspin? If so, could those instructions please be posted?

If I end up doing a book, I don’t want to circulate transcripts beforehand.

I think most people are associating Trump with the end of the Republic and not the end of the Empire, no?

I don't mean for this to come off as pretentious, but you sound like a jealous asshole who just hasn't enjoyed the purest form of the taco. Everything you have ever eaten in your life has essentially been garbage. Everything. Once again, I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but "taco meat" is NOT just the protein we…