All of these complaints read like "I prefer the traditional, cheesey as fuck, boring, high fashion, sexist commercials that I am used to. Unless they start putting unattractive people in their commercials, I don't want anything to change."

Lawyers sometimes take cases, and clients, that are distasteful. But, you still have to provide representation.

Last time I saw a trigger warning debate on Jezebel, it sounded like there were plenty of strong opinions on both sides but the majority of people were like, "I sympathize with the people who appreciate trigger warnings, but it's unrealistic and over the top to expect them and to get mad when they aren't provided."…

I think the absurd thing he's trying to use trigger warnings to illustrate is: "College students these days are so coddled, they actually expect their rapists to be punished."

He can't possibly really think this. I mean, come on. It's absolutely insane. You should see how uncomfortable everyone gets if I ever mention my rape—it's hardly like talking about a freaking pool party. You are taught to keep your mouth shut. And, as I've said before, I know lots of women who have been raped. …

and this is what the rest of the courtroom was wearing.

If I was a millionaire, I would so do this. Also, can you imagine how many people (with money) are going to sign up for this? I bet he has to devote an entire four or five chapters to introducing and killing off donors. But good for him and his cause!

If you eat enough of any cookies or cakes, ice cream, pies, drink wine, etc etc , you tits will get bigger... but so will the rest of you. I speak from experience.

YES. One of my brothers was dealing drugs out of his bedroom, but my parents decided that I, an A+ student, was the one who needed the most monitoring and restrictions.

Oh, women and their hair. I'll never forget all of the outrage over Rebekah Brooks leaving her hair curly during a Parliament hearing. A quick Google brought up this great Daily Beast kicker...

They charge almost $7 for a thing of cottage cheese but god help me I've paid that. (Once. When things were desperate.)

I like how she also admitted she gets "the tiniest sprinkle of Botox twice a year."

I'm kind of torn myself. They're gentler on my hair than most other things, but I'm still not sold on the look of them.

I've spent the last few days sick at home. This is the face that's been watching me during the day, never leaving my side.

It would be cute if the most popular B name in New York was Billings so they could hijack some of that sweet sweet Montana cachet.

"As long as your legs can carry you from your towel to the ocean so you can pee in the water, you're good to go!"

Thank you for this. Hashtag: amazing

Oh, McSweeny's. Just the best always.

Well, um, actually... I (ETA: am pretty sure I) can tell you Karolina Kurkova is in the navy dress on the right and Liu Wen is in the green on the left. Might be Reese Witherspoon in pink.