And that would have happened almost immediately, but very likely he’d have veered onto the shoulder, been honked at, rubbed a guard rail, or something to wake his ass up. I’ve been dumb and driven while tired but rumble strips or the terror of my eyes shutting has always jolted me awake and convinced me to pull over. 

Sure there is.  If he hadn’t defeated the safety features the car is supposed to fucking stop.

“What if one of the people who was assaulted by R Kelly becomes an offender? We gonna crucify them too?”

I remember a case where a doctor tried to hire a hitman to kill his wife and daughter, because REASONS. The hitman called one of the officers who arrested him for assault or murder - whatever it was he was out early and they couldnt keep him, and he already knew the cop by name- and the hitman basically said “killing…

I guess Kelly figured hiring Alan Dershowitz would be an optics problem.

No one has ever seen any evidence of it. There are no photos of him with these women. There’s no anything.”

There is no statute of limitations on sexual offenses since 2017 in IL GA yes

Part of me still wants to protect my former abuser from the consequences of his actions toward me and others, because I was so thoroughly gas lit into believing he was this tortured little boy who only did what he did because I was so bad at making him feel good about himself. This is after a few years of therapy. I…

Everything I can find online seems to indicate NDAs are fairly difficult to enforce in the first place and that ones covering criminal activity are void so I actually don’t understand how the people who accepted them were convinced to stay quiet all this time.

All it would take is one of the underage victims (not sure about statute of limitations?) coming forward. Several accepted NDAs, right? I can’t believe  the NDAs could be enforced to make them return the hush money since it was cover for an illegal act, but been waiting for someone more legally knowledgeable to weigh…

Hmm of all the things he said, “these are lies”, does not appear. He can fuck the fuck off, but I hope he does sue so then he’ll have to undergo discovery.

If it took you until 2019 and watching this documentary to realize the R.kelly was a pervert and that you should purge his music from your life then you are part of the problem

FBI: your turn.

I just dont understand the a peel of self driving cars. It all seems like so much navel gazing.

Wow, usually I use a screwdriver to mod my car...

In before Tesla worshippers try to explain that “pilots know that autopilot doesn’t mean that planes fly themselves.” It’s a stupid name from a company known to over promise and under perform.

We could probably squeeze a little more out of it.

I have a suggestion for the manufacturers: if the car can’t drive itself, stop implying that it can. The words “autopilot” and “self-driving car” are borderline false advertising, and they’re the reason people keep doing this. Stop making people think their cars are KITT. We’re getting there, but we’re not there yet.

Man...has this joke been beaten to a pulp.

Orange you glad I don’t drive a Tesla?