I moved a lot, got bullied at six of the 11 schools I went to. In the 6th grade, I snapped and hit a kid with a desk. We were all lined up waiting for the bell to ring and this kid kept pushing me and pushing me, calling me various names. Mostly shit about being mixed. He was about twice my height and did it all of…

One of my favorite lines in C&H, and one that has only resonated stronger with me with each passing year, is when his Uncle Max visits (in I think the first book) and he expresses concern that Calvin’s only real friend is a stuffed tiger, and Calvin’s mom says, “Oh come on, didn’t you ever have any imaginary friends…

And you’re the fatheaded adult who has nothing better to do at 1 in the morning than insult kids on the Internet. You must be proud of what you have achieved in life.

Nobody ever mentions all of the people I didn’t kill.

What about the brave heroes that stopped to kick the rocks and gravel out of the road the camaro threw there. They’re doing gods work and saving the public from rock chips and cracked windshields. They’re the real stars of this video.

That’s what seems to be the problem with the X so far - inconsistent build quality.

You know/assume a Porsche Turbo for this price is going to outlive you and possibly see your kids into their 50's. This? You don’t know what you’re getting for the price tag.

I’m considering my next car options (I’m a dieselgate A3 owner), and one of my considerations was to go way down in (perceived?) quality and cost for something super economical like a FiST. My concern with an entry-level domestic is that it may have one or possibly two quality issues. More than that would be…

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: You’re bloggers, man. Live somewhere cheaper.

The New Jeep Wrangler’s Roof May Do Three Things It’s Never Done:

i most certainly did NOT get knocked out for my vasectomy. I remember in vivid detail that he was pulling on things and I could feel it.

If I had Dax’s Lincoln Continental, I’d be sporting a chubby every time I drove too.

Fellow vasectomy haver here, reporting that putting someone under is by no means universal. I was on a local and got re-injected twice because I could feel the scalpel cutting into my sac, which I found unpleasant. I was also one of the chosen few who is not back to normal in 48 hrs but instead had several months of…

I was not knocked out for my vasectomy. I got to smell the burning testicle flesh. I’m assuming that they’ve gotten better at it since the 6 years ago when I had it done, because I felt like hell for a couple days afterwards. Five days after, I very hesitantly attempted to masturbate. Not because I was desperately…

My guess is this is the explanation for a fair amount of L.A. traffic. The 405 for instance is full of jerk offs.

If this was a woman would you question whether she needed to check with her husband? This is his body he can do what he wants.

Both of these seem to take design inspiration from the fondue fork.

You do the old 180 and you spin yourself around, you just killed a crowd

That’s a lack of braking and entering.