What I am really amazed at is they are getting traction at all while driving upside down.

The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

Did you seriously just compare a Panamera with an E-Type? With a straight face?

Plenty of beautiful fastback sedans, but the Panamera ain’t one.

Panamera is a great looking car, once you’re sitting inside and can no longer see the outside. Seriously, quit making excuses, its an ugly, bulbous duckling.

I thought this was the most boned car in the world?

1000 Horsepower? I question that number. If he has created an engine that small that cranks out as much power as a V-12, that’s a bigger story than a flying platform.

oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Welcome to the redneck sport that is nascar.

No, and yes. As a marketing professional, it makes me sick to see hype companies. Selling by using FOMO is about as low as it gets in my book.

yes, because those are the only reasons he might have.

Another Tesla fluff piece? *Gag*

Reminds me of when smartphones just started making it big, all the early adopter twerps showing off the useless tricks they could do.

Well duh ... he’s a retriever.

The car that killed Paul Walker is nothing to be trifled with.

Only if it came with a driver.

Or a VW Golf.

Yeah, I don’t see him driving a Porsche. Maybe a Caddy would fit him better.

Charlie Murphy’s Prince story.

I AM JACK’S COMPLETE LACK OF SURPRISE.