Wow. He hit the barrier so hard the engine just disintegrated....

I would buy the standard car, but still think this is a great idea, because soft tops aren’t for everyone, and we always wanted a Miata Coupe. It’s not quite what we wanted, but still pretty cool.

“Alright sir, the soft tops are 10 feet to the left.”

So, get a soft top. What’s stopping you?

A spectacular idea everyone else is WRONG

As opposed to the MacArthur Fellows who are punching people for exercising their right to protest...

There are unhinged folks of every political persuasion, but Trump does seem to bring out the worst in some.

That may be the biggest hint this is fake. :)

Hmm, that would be the narrative this Trump supporter seems to want to display.

I think the most shocking part of this story is that there were TWO people in a Wal-Mart that were anti-Trump.

Im so sad they no longer make cars like this. I loved my 2002 WRX sedan in WRB with its bugeyes and enormous fog lights, and box flared fenders. It was unique and amazing for the time and something that could be loved.

Subaru is being critisized for making boring cars.

I’ll say it again: the last of the truly attractive Subarus

Vulvas, I mean...Volvos.

Same story with my ‘05 WRX Wagon...I will drive my car until it dies. Unless they bring the Levorg state side I very likely will not be buying another Subaru again.

Jowls.

Jowls

Torch, just want to pop in and say that you write some of my favorite stuff on here. “Cybaroque” is great!

I don’t know... I could make an extra $50 if I meet a stranger off the internet and sell them my old phone in a Wal-Mart parking lot...

And mine! Obsidian Black Pearl, with a 5 MT. :D