That dude was smooth AF.

So, motor oil and coolant, then?

Like a cargo freighter!

If Khan can’t sell you a Chrylser, no one can.

Or why not just put the cab at the very back? You get the experience of that rear-fire engine navigator, and you can keep an eye on your payload. Unload it, and maybe it could do some wheelies for kicks.

I’ve been pitching this for years. The Big 3 and their Japanese copycats just keep putting gigantic penis-hoods on their trucks, only 30% of which seems to be occupied by actual engine components. That’s a lot of pointless air to be toting around at the expense of cargo capacity. Sure, there’s some aero benefit vs the…

Can it tow 3-300 times as much weight as I’ll ever need? No? Not interested.

It’s been 3 minutes, I think we can safely say he’s dead.

trufax. i used to be straight...now i’m sorrrrrta into dudes.

Just trying to chillax, man.

Torch, I’m a girl. Unlike a guy who could just cut a hole in the gourd, microwave it, and fuck the pumpkin till dawn, I physically can’t do that. Literally, like my pelvic bones absolutely would not allow even a small pumpkin into me. I am forced to pick the first option, and all things considered that doesn’t suck!…

The thing about pumpkin fucking is that you would only be able to race at tracks that are >1 mile from a school or day care due to being a repetitive, habitual sex offender.

“For hardcore enthusiasts”. You mean investors. Very hardcore investors...

If by “plainly visible” you mean ‘hidden in the underside of the armrest on a totally not apparent button,’ then, yeah

I think her name is Kate Moss.

Well I’m sure her interior is nicer than Trump’s plane.

I guess 1985 was a step up from 1979. I’m used to acres of blue plastic/vinyl and velour. Oh and blue cut pile carpet!

Why do you think it is a “heavy pig”? It is a heavy pig in the same sense that a baby is a heavy pig. Yea, its not as light as a Ninja 250 or a CBR300.

hey, you know what? there’s a ton of things out there which aren’t designed exactly to your interests! And you know what the good part is? You don’t have to buy them!

“How does it stack up against the BMW R Nine T (if you’ve ridden the BMW)? I feel like I’m not the only one cross-shopping the two..” - Umm, I sort of think you are, but I’ll play anyways. Because I like you..