So if one were to get this on “release” day, there will be “early access” players that have a bunch of cool shit already?

Neymar is currently the world’s second-best player...

This is great “take (microscopically possible, but) silly news seriously” writing. For a taste of Haisley’s “take silly news non-seriously” writing, check out the “Eat Shit Real Madrid” post linked above.

Is Neymar even second-best on his own team? Honest question!

Found Billy’s burner

“Most notably, you have the widely respected Gianluca Di Marzio—the closest thing European soccer has to an Adrian Wojnarowski or a Adam Schefter”

LMAO, wow you’re gullible.

There’s no way you know that Neymar is presently happy and wouldn’t want a move. The fact is, much of this comes down to money, and even if Neymar…

Neymar is better than one of Ronaldo or Messi?

Please stop writing about soccer or things.

Here’s my suggestion. Stanton vs. Judge. Pay-Per-View event.

I like a lot of the Mondo stuff, but some of it is way overrated. Not to mention the desirability factor drops into the toilet for virtually everything because it’s not worth the hassle of battling scalpers and bots or paying triple+ retail on the secondary market.

Are they only publishing 50 copies of the book to be bought up by speculators in 0.82 seconds?

Who let you publish this? I know people like to have a go at you around here, but what the hell. You earned it this time.

You guys are letting Bill Simmons ghostwrite now?

Dear Billy the Barça fanboy with a blog,

Billy Haisley wrote all the words and doesn’t have much to show for it.

Bless your heart, Billy. You have a hate that only The Empire can appreciate.

They won the ‘finishing ahead of Arsenal for once’ trophy. They have to start somewhere, right?

Tottenham’s growing wealth and brilliant management that has produced probably the best coached young group of budding stars in the league

Somebody call Karl Urban and tell him to get his helmet back on. He’s got work to do.

This incident is bringing all the racist shitbags out from the cold.