It’s hard to get any work done with all those screaming kids around.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

“Great team, awesome win. Love the Cubs. Since I was a boy, I loved them, watched them win that big championship back when I was a kid, fan ever since. Huge, great. Tom Ricketts, good friend of mine, great friend. Talk to Ernie Blanks on the phone twice a month, just to chat. That’s how much the Cubs mean to me. …

I doubt they had trouble learning the concepts of the offense, but it was dealing with bullshit from Phil about “align your body’s chakras” and “if you become an Herbalife distributor, you can have others make money for you” that they had trouble with.

Thankfully soccer fans are used to exceptionally long periods of nothing happening.

That is unusual.

Yeah but that doesn’t mean everyone else is!

he could face the scummiest, most vile opponent, who cheats to win in the most obvious ways and with outside interference, and the people will still refuse to support the Progressive Liberal.

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

He leads the NL in WAR, ERA, strikeouts, FIP—all that good stuff.

Not even close. Tanaka lost a no hitter and the game in a way more infuriating fashion when he got shelled for six runs in the first inning against the Astros, last month.

It was a quintessential Max Scherzer game until it wasn’t

Fair enough. But “pretty disappointing” is kind of an upgrade right now.

He’s a combo guard who doesn’t really stand out in any one area. I can see him average 22 next season buthe certainly doesn’t make anyone on the team better, which doesn’t matter since the Nets don’t have anybody that good to begin with.

Any truth to the rumor that the Nets may have also packaged their next tradable first rounder, for the 2077 draft?

The rear door looks a little difficult to open..

Come on, Lincoln, you heard her! If I can make this mockup in 25 seconds, you can do this in 25 months of R&D and tooling adjustments.

Hmmm it’s like the system works well but requires some user interaction. Like having a dog.

Los Angeles County (at 10+ million, the nation’ s most populous by far) is filled with people between 18 and 60 who left the very rust belt cities and states mentioned and never went back.