This isn't about stirring up awareness though, this is about seeing the problem through a more human perspective. The farther you go up the popularity scale, the more removed you are from a human you can relate to. Mohammad Ali has become a bizarre artifact that we point and gawk at. We need more stories from people…

My guess is that they don't write him off because he is one of the best characters on the show. Top 3, easily. I'm not sure which show you're watching. They're not "scrambling" to connect him with Capone, they've simply done it. It's kismet.

Literally the only joke there that's at the expense of vegetarians is "they have bad farts". Are you insecure about your farts or something?

Bert's middle name, of course, is Dundunn.

They are a wonderful group! We've recently done two make a wish events at work, one in each of our home offices (Boston & San Diego). I got to be there for both, and bawled my eyes out each time.The kids wanted a Harry Potter event prior to going to the theme park. We all got dressed up, turned the office into…

Well in that case, fuck that kid. No one should do play along with all those self important assholes giving this kid his potentially last wish in the world.

I am literally going to stop all my news intake for the day with this story. My heart is warm and I want it to stay that way. If a war or anything starts, text me.

When I took a pregnancy test and it came up positive, I called my doc right away to find out when I needed to come in for a test to confirm. I was told that they considered me pregnant just based on the home test, since they're so accurate that there's no need to "confirm". And yep, the test was right.

The Rand Institute pointed to Somalia as a successful libertarian state. Just saying.

Sponsored tweet - according to FTC guidelines, you're supposed to disclose it when you've been paid to promote something online.

I so wish I could link to the SNL commercial parody with Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler as awkward college students getting their negative results. Damn you, recent abyss of old SNL clips on the Interwebz!

Haha yes do it! Then after it you can write #sushi #vodka #skinnyjeans and all the other awesome things non-pregnant ladies get to enjoy

I'm sure she did. But you can't just mean things, you have to say them, out loud.

I think the problem with a How I Met Your Father show is that How I Met Your Mother has all ready covered soo many areas of dating. Although if there was a female Barney type character who could break down all the different types of men that could be pretty awesome. But How I Met Your Mother has all ready covered…

She's a glorified extra who has been featured prominently in one out of seven episodes thus far, despite a promise from the evil producers that she'd be a main character this season. And no he has not met her, but Lily has. Apparently all the other characters will meet her before Ted.

Seriously. Hasn't she ever seen a snack-size box of raisins? She can just be that house, that one you don't really want to stop at, like the dentist who gives out travel toothbrushes.

I tend to think this is fake, and if it's not I hope this lady's house accidentally catches fire from one of the many flaming bags of poo on her step.

If I leave now and drive really fast, allowing for time to stop at Costco for the biggest egg carton they have, I can probably be in Fargo before midnight tomorrow. Who's coming with me?

A local busybody in Fargo, North Dakota has decided to take America's child obesity epidemic on herself this Halloween by only giving candy to the trick or treaters she deems thin enough to deserve candy.