Well, I attempted to make a sick burn about how even outages aren’t exclusive to Xbox (re: there are no exclusives on Xbox). But you’re probably right about it not being an appropriate time.

Come on now, outages are not not EXCLUSIVE to xbox.

Well, how often do eyes really move in real life, anyways?

This is gold. Fuck bigots.

except they showed a ton of other games, but keep living in that false narrative in your head

The only potential customer for this controller:

The back of this thing is my favourite part by a long shot. PlayStation should take note: this is what special edition consoles look like, not this:

Happy you ladies got your own podcast. Literally didn’t know until now but will subscribe. Also when we getting a Fave/Splitscreen Defenders-esque cross over? Who is Iron-Fist?

Uh, clearly flight is the better option here. Invisibility is only for creeps who want to spy on people, obviously.

OH. IN THE NEAR COMPLETELY WHITE CROWD, AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN WAS THE FIRST ARREST. HOW ASTONISHINGLY UNPREDICTABLE.

“Otherwise, you can take this weak shit with you when you leave. Door’s right there.”

I had no difficulty completing Sonic Mania. This is not my first rodeo. I grew up with a Genesis because I wanted to one up my NES-owning friend down the street. Sonic has been a part of my life for as long as I can remember. Here’s a picture of the Sonic action figure I found at my parents’ house the other day. I…

Cant’t wait for Sonic Mania. And yes, the original quadrilogy is still fantastic: beautiful graphics, wonderful multi-layered level design, great soundtrack, silky controls, eye-catching gameplay...was it deep and rewarding as SMB3 or Yoshi’s Island? No, but if we’re holding all games to that measuring stick, not many…

This is an article about money, not art, and Suicide Squad made decent money.

It made almost $750 Million worldwide and won an Oscar, so what would you call it? Not to mention all the money they made off of licensing. If that is not a hit, I don’t know what is at this point.

thank you! it was incredibly easy to make, so please get 500,000 of your friends to also love it :-3

“I spent way too much money on Dragon Quest XI merchandise. “

That’s terrible service, even waiters aren’t allowed to chide customers for not tipping. And tipping for a simple cup of coffee is definitely not mandatory.

Opinion: everyone should have to survive off of service industry jobs and wages for a year. It would make society a nicer place.