Jesus, no shit right? No wonder bisexual people feel so stigmatized. It IS possible for people to be attracted to both sexes. I for one appreciate that he’s so open about it, because lord knows he doesn’t owe the masses of us idiots anything.

Full disclosure: I typed that while lying down.

Hot take : Write your goddamn memoir, get your bloody advance. If you’re sick of other people’s memoirs, don’t read them! Pick out something you like and read that instead, instead of complaining about how people shouldn’t write memoirs. If somebody paid me to write a memoir, I’d go for it, even knowing that it’s…

End of the year teacher gifts are serious business. This year I have to gift a 3rd and 5th grade teacher, plus a student teacher in my 3rd graders class, a band teacher and the band teacher’s student teacher. Well, I don’t HAVE to, but I do because these people have put up with my kids all goddamn year.

When I taught, I got called into the office when a parent caught me buying beer and tampons at the grocery store.

I firmly believe that all Back-to-School nights should feature at least one ritualistic slaying of a busy-body parent to set an example to the rest of them that they can fuck right the hell on off and stop thinking that public schools are your personal daycares for your kids.

If a PINTEREST page is the biggest worry for your child’s education, you’ve got a great fucking school system.

It’s not totally clear from the article but part of the rationale for switching off between Tylenol and Motrin is that one (Tylenol) is hard on your liver and the other (Motrin) can be hard on your kidneys. By switching back and forth, you’re taking less of either of them in any 24-hour period.

Oh, honey, you only THINK you know passive-aggressive.

When I did estimating, I had a special PITA charge. I’d just add it into some other category, but believe me, it was there.

I’m blunt because I’m bad at diplomacy and when I say “no” I don’t put up with anyone trying to pester me into saying “yes” and have been known to be rude to those who do try to bully me into doing something I don’t want to do. Maybe I’m an obstinate jerk or maybe they’re jerks for thinking I should be a push over and…

And if you’re a black woman who tries this- wait, how did you get hired here again?

No, it’s your fault because you obviously don’t understand that their kid is a unique and special snowflake. He’s not running around screaming - he’s just giving voice to his developing personality. And of course he didn’t hit that kid - the kid was probably mean to him and bullying him first. They know that, because…

Because if you happen to be a woman who tries this tactic, you’re suddenly a bitchy shrew who should shut up and let the men talk. Or better yet, shut up and go make some coffee.

You have be the “cock” in caucasian.

After being forced to deal with more and more asshole parents over the years, the school I teach at has started to flag them in our files and computer systems. If a parent is flagged as rude or aggressive, we never meet with them alone (which they HATE, makes us harder to intimidate). In my life in general I’ve found…

He said he can sue, not that he can have the embryos. Basically passing the buck to another judge.

Exactly what I came here to say. This isn’t about his wanting these embryos, it’s about revenge, control and manipulation. Thank god she has the money to hire a good lawyer. This guy is an ass and she's well to be rid of him.

This is exactly what the problem is with situations like this, kind of like when you start acting like the father of a fetus has to sign off on abortion. Men have been using existing, outside-the-womb kids to get back at their wives/girlfriends since time immemorial, and now we’re getting to a point where technology…