Southerners fucking love carpetbaggers.  Should go over quite well.

Beer Cheese, but its a common mistake to assume bacon grease

Sounds like they need to Unionize

My lab has more concrete policy positions than Beto

Inslee is a no brainer for head of the EPA in 2020.

She looks like shes wearing a fucking purge mask

Fuck off, Bill Maher is a useless stain of a person

She looks like a pro purge spokesperson

They disrepected the troops by silencing General Felix Biederman, this is just karma.

Whatever man, this shits boring who cares

No Cum Town? This is violence

I’m the least important person in the world and I scrub my twitter account every 3-4 months. 

Oh fuck off

Being a fascist ages you. Stephen Miller is 4(!) years younger than this ghoul and somehow looks a decade older.

I’m the opposite. I oppose all hot beverages and will gladly consume cold brew even in the middle of a Chicago winter.

Eddie Johnson and Rahm Emannuel need to fuck off. Hopefully Rahm gets voted out next year. This kind of shit keeps happening

Oh no not an internet petition!

Just add in more Sabine, everyone wins

What idiot doesn’t order food to go on their app. Go to that register, grab your bag and leave.

Unload your groceries by how you sort them at home. I put all the fridge stuff together, pantry stuff together ect... Usually this means that the bags are loaded that way so I can just walk a full bag of fridge stuff over and unload it