Our world is crueler than anything GRRM could dream up.

You know there are dinosaurs in it, right?

Lauren Lapkus is so much more than that.

Tongue is the best, it's so chewy. So is tripe, for that matter.

Our sample pool is somewhat skewed.

They are, but the song is maybe 2 or 3 minutes too long.

I want to see her get Sealand and SeaWorld mixed up and have to deal with a bunch of orcas.

Is it good? A couple of my friends are into it, but they're basically goths, so I can't trust their opinion.

I still can't remember any moment of TV better than James' song from Twin Peaks.

It's for the best.

Wine Tasting.

Superman is practically an anchor baby.

Probably Batman Forever.

That's what the poltergeist remake should have been.

It would be Randian if they immediately decided 'yes'.

That's fantastic news.

Also, the entire town of Green Bay.

The Jazz Singer.

He did an interview with IGN about it, but I imagine he's pretty busy with Hannibal.

There's not even any William H. Macy.