My laptop cases will not stop cracking. My thinking on the matter at this point is that I'll get a netbook when able to hopefully avert this. Does anyone have any input?

This sentence has some redundancy. I thought you were a professor.

I enjoy it, but the poverty is sort of difficult.

Moby Dick.

Ari and I were Sexy Grunkle Stan and regular Soos for Halloween. I'll probably post a picture when my hangover dies down.

That ad campaign was memorable, if nothing else.

ROOOBLES!

Was it Legion?

Nobody here knows how to play Bingo.

Tripe is the best.

The Peanuts gang has lots of self-loathing.

I've driven past it a few dozen times.

Hopelessly lost in a TV Tropes whirlpool.

I started watching The Chris Gethard Show. The first episode was pretty rough, but the second one is very funny.

Phrasing.

Go Cards!

2.54 in an inch.

My number is 2,657.92 per day.

I thought the section where they were talking about the reaction to the release was weak, but all-in-all, it was a great episode of U Talking Theedge, Bonobos, Adam Clay2000pounds, and Larry Mullen Sr.'s Son to Me?

Did you enjoy the new U Talking U2 to Me?