He was the Johnny Carson of his day.

I've been sitting here the whole time.

Blue Cheer?

I liked your dumb joke.

Classic Birdie.

I have a new job. It pays significantly better than my old one, and I'll probably like the work a lot more. Also, we're going to get a new dog soon.

Warm water is probably your best bet, then you should be able to scrape them off.

She came back to Canada, right?

She fell on hard times after Animal Practice was cancelled.

Do they taste like pizza?

I haven't seen an episode of tv live since Hannibal ended.

No.

As soon as i have at least one fully functional computer.

That's implied.

There are currently 4 laptops in my apartment that are broken to one degree or another. I haven't watched a current episode of TV that wasn't on HBO Go in two or three months. I've been offered two jobs, had one rescinded and got fired from the other. I've probably been too high for about a month. On the other hand,…

Jogging is hard on the knees when you're 450 feet tall.

Sam Raimi >>>>>>>>>> Virtually everyone who has ever existed.

With a resume like that, how could Spielberg resist?

She's having brussel sprouts.

Not even Port of Call: New Orleans?